Stavo guardando "Tutti pazzi per Mary" l'ultima volta che mi sono imbattuto nel simpatico faccione di Jonathan Richman, chiamato a narrare le improbabili avventure di Ben Stiller e Cameron Diaz, con la sua chitarra acustica, testi che narrano una quotidanità mai banale e la sua voce nasale.
Unica nota stonata: nella versione italiana del film, genialmente, la voce di Richman è stata doppiata. Immagino che a Bob Dylan queste cose non capitino, ma transeat.
Jonathan Richman era il leader maximo dei Modern Lovers e questo debutto è probabilmente l'apice musicale, o perlomeno il disco più genuinamente rock & roll della sua ultratrentennale carriera, per la presenza di alcuni suoni proto punk e parecchie anticipazioni wave.
La gestazione di questo album fu un incubo: i demo di alcune canzoni furono registrati nel 1972 da John Cale, mentre altre tracks furono incise con l'ausilio del produttore Kim Fowley, ma i risultati non soddisfarono il perfezionista Richman e furono pubblicate solo nel 1976 dalla Beserkley quasi contro la volontà del cantante.
I Modern Lovers sono il perfetto incrocio tra la scarna visione musicale dei primi Velvet Underground, il sound dei Doors privato però della crudezza del blues e una componente "X", che potremmo chiamare personalità o, più banalmente, capacità di scrivere canzoni senza tempo.
Le filastrocche di Richman hanno un andamento sbilenco, costruite su pochi riff di chitarra ripetuti incessantemente, ma il sound viene rimpolpato da tastiere doorsiane, da alcuni omaggi al rock delle origini (in "Someone I Care About" si sentono addirittura gli handclaps) e la voce del Nostro indeciso tra un approccio declamatorio o parlato.
La critica "seria" considera l'opener "Roadrunner" l'apice compositivo di questo Lp, ma è un po' come giudicare un libro dalla copertina. L'amore per la psichedelia pervade pure la successiva "Astral World", mentre man mano che si avanza nel disco incominciano ad apparire fantasmi velvettiani, come in "I'm Straight", nella più free form "Pablo Picasso" e nella tribale "Someone I Care About".
Alcune variazioni di registro si notano nelle nervose "Dignified And Old" e "Modern World" non lontane filologicamente dal "punk" di Richard Hell & The Voidoids, nei toni quasi cantautoriali di "Girl Friend" e nella spensierata "Government Center", una specie di Beach Boys in visita all'inferno.
Ho lasciato per ultimo il capolavoro assoluto dell'opera, quella "Hospital" donata al gruppo dal tastierista Jerry Harrison, successivamente nei Talking Heads: inizio in slow play, parlato di Richman sostenuto da tastiere liquide, che creano il pathos prima dell'esplosione catartica del ritornello, come nelle migliori composizioni di Patti Smith.
Consiglio questo capolavoro a chi è desideroso di scoprire le pietre miliari del rock, ai punk dal cuore tenero, agli alternativi meno alternativi e sopratutto ai doppiatori distratti di film americani.
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01 Roadrunner (04:06)
One two three four five six
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Going faster miles an hour
Gonna drive past the Stop 'n' Shop
With the radio on
I'm in love with Massachusetts
And the neon when it's cold outside
And the highway when it's late at night
Got the radio on
I'm like the roadrunner
Alright
I'm in love with modern moonlight
128 when it's dark outside
I'm in love with Massachusetts
I'm in love with the radio on
It helps me from being alone late at night
It helps me from being lonely late at night
I don't feel so bad now in the car
Don't feel so alone, got the radio on
Like the roadrunner
That's right
Said welcome to the spirit of 1956
Patient in the bushes next to '57
The highway is your girlfriend as you go by quick
Suburban trees, suburban speed
And it smells like heaven(thunder)
And I say roadrunner once
Roadrunner twice
I'm in love with rock & roll and I'll be out all night
Roadrunner
That's right
02 Astral Plane (03:00)
Tonight I'm all alone in my room
I'll go insane if you won't sleep with me
I'll still be with you
I'm gonna meet you on the astral plane
The astral plane for dark at night
The astral plane or I'll go insane
Well I don't see you and it's getting dark
Today we should have gone to a Central Park
Well don't you want to see me ever again?
If not I'll meet you on the astral plane
The astral plane for late at night
The astral plane or I'd go insane
Well we've known each other from other lives
I want to see you today
But I'll prove my knowledge of what's inside
When I intercept you on the astral plane
The astral plane for late at night
The astral plane or I'd go insane
Alright
Well I don't see you and it's getting dark
I'd have a lot to say
But you're not the one that I can say it to
At least not today
Oh, well I don't remember it afterwords
I don't yet know the words!
But I know we've been together just this week
We've been together on the astral plane
The astral plane for late at night
The astral plane or I'd go insane
Well Tonight I'm all alone in my room
I'll go insane if you won't sleep with me
I'll still be with you
I'm gonna meet you on the astral plane
The astral plane for dark at night
The astral plane or I'll go insane
04 Pablo Picasso (04:21)
well,
some people try to pick up girls
and get called an asshole
this never happened to pablo picasso
he could walk down your street
and girls could not resist to stare
and so pablo picasso was never called an asshole
well, the girls would turn the colour of avocado
when he would drive down thier street
in his el dorado
he could walk down your street
and girls could not resist to stare
pablo picasso never got called an asshole
not like you
alright
well he was only 5 foot 3
but girls could not resist to stare
pablo picasso never got called an asshole
not in new york
well,
??????? obnoxious been on bell bottom ??? asshole
remember the story of pablo picasso
he could walk down your street
and girls could not resist to stare
pablo picasso was never called an asshole
well,
some people try to pick up girls
and get called an asshole
this never happened to pablo picasso
he could walk down your street
and girls could not resist to stare
and so pablo picasso was never called...
05 She Cracked (02:55)
Well she was sensitive
She understood me
She understood the European things of 1943
But she does all these things that I can't stand
I get jealous if she stays with another man
She cracked, I'm sad, but I won't
She cracked, I'm hurt, you're right
Well she cracked, I won't
She did things that I don't
She'd self destroy, necessary to self enjoy
I self develop, necessary to self help
She cracked, I'm sad, but I won't that's right
She cracked, I'm hurt, you're right
Well she cracked, I won't
She did things that I don't
She'd eat garbage, eat shit, get stoned
I stay alone, eat health food at home
She cracked, I'm sad, but I won't
She cracked, I'm hurt, you're right
Alright
She cracked, I'm sad, but I won't
She cracked, I'm hurt, you're right
One more time, one more time
She cracked, I'm sad, but I won't
She cracked, I'm hurt, you're right
06 Hospital (05:32)
When you get out of the hospital
Let me back into your life
I can't stand what you do
I'm in love with your eyes
And when you get out of the dating bar
I'll be here to get back into your life
I can't stand what you do
I'm in love with your eyes
I can't stand what you do
Sometimes I can't stand you
It makes me think about me
That I'm involved with you
...But I'm in love with this power that shows through in your eyes
I go to bakeries all day long
There's a lack of sweetness in my life
And there's pain inside
You can see it in my eyes
There is pain inside
You can see it in my eyes
It makes me think about me
That I've lost my pride
...But I'm in love with this power that resides in your eyes
You live in modern apartments
Well I've even got scared once or twice
Last time I walked down your street
There were tears in my eyes
Well now these streets we all know
They help us cry when we're alone late at night
Don't you love them too?
Is that where you got your eyes?
Oh I can't stand what you do
Sometimes I can't stand you
It makes me think about me
How I'm involved with you
...But I'm in love with this power that shows through in your eyes
Your world---it is beautiful
I'll take the subway to your suburb sometimes
I'll seek out the things that must've been magic to you little girl mind
Now as a little girl you must've been magic
I still get jealous of your old boyfriends in the suburbs sometimes
And when I walk down your street
There'll probably be tears in my eyes
(I knew it would happen)
I can't stand what you do
Sometimes I can't stand you
It makes me think about me
That I'm involved with you
...But I'm in love with this power that shows through in your eyes
So when you get out of the hospital
Let me back into your life
I can't stand what you do
But I'm in love with your eyes
07 Someone I Care About (03:40)
Well I don't want just a girl to fool around with
Well I don't want just a girl to ball alright
What I want is a girl that I care about
Or I want nothing at all.
nothing at all, Alright
well
Well I won't pretend I like a girl if I really don't
And act like she's great when she makes me feel appalled
All I want is a girl that I care about
Or I want nothing at all.
nothing at all
Well I don't want some cocaine sniffing triumph in the bar
Well I don't want a triumph in the car
I don't want to make a rich girl crawl
What I want is a girl that I care about
Or I want no one at all
Alright, listen to this now.
Picture this:
I'm walking with my girlfriend
28 misguided souls combined say, "We're moving in"
There's a certain kind of girl that you care about so much
You say, "I don't care what you guys do to me, but her, don't touch"
'Cause I don't want just a girl to fool around with
I don't want just a girl to ball
What I want is a girl that I care about
Or I want nothing at all
Oh all right
Well I don't want just a girl to fool around with, no
I don't want just a girl to ball, no
What I want is a girl that I care about
Or I want nothing at all.
All right gentlemen.
08 Girl Friend (03:55)
If I were to walk to the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston
Well, first I'd go to the room where they keep the Cezanne
But if I had by my side a girlfriend
Then I could look through the paintings
I could look right through them
Because I'd have found something that I understand
I understand a girlfriend.
That's a girl friend
Said G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N
That's a girlfriend, baby
That's something that I understand
Alright
I walk through the Fenway, I have my heart in my hands
I understand a girlfriend
That's a girl friend
Oh that's a G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N
Well that's a girlfriend, baby
That's something that I understand.
Four o'clock in the afternoon in the Fenway,
I have my heart in my hands
I undertand a girlfriend
That's a girlfriend
That's G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N
That's a girlfriend, baby
Well that's something that I understand.
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