Rispondete a questo semplice quesito: Qual’ è secondo voi la più grande catastrofe che l'umanità abbia mai dovuto affrontare?

A- Le invasioni barbariche
B- La peste nera
C- La seconda guerra mondiale

La risposta esatta è..... NESSUNA DI QUESTE!!!

Infatti la più terribile disgrazia che la popolazione terrestre abbia mai affrontato (e purtroppo non ancora superato) è il dover ascoltare le performance canore di Dave Grohl. Questo baldo giovane dopo una gioventù passata nell'anonimato come "il capellone batterista" dei Nirvana, vede il suo mondo tranquillo crollare con la prematura dipartita del compianto Cobain, e folgorato dalla luce divina (o forse "del vino"?) decide di mettere su un gruppo, un gruppo che avrebbe conquistato il mondo (ma che dico... l'universo!!!) sulle ali della sua musica, con lui finalmente assorto al ruolo di primo piano di Cantante-Chitarrista.

Il ragazzo con il suo super-mega-ultra gruppo (I "Foo Figthers"... aaah che nome potente!!!) sforna album su album, che giungono alle orecchie di me medesimo solo attraverso i singoli che ogni anno affollavano le radio; canzoni come "Everlong", "Monkey Wrench", "Learning To Fly".. ecc, tutta robina apprezzabile ma che non mi spingeva assolutamente e scucire i talleri per acqiustarmi le varie "Opere" di questo novello Mozart.

Ed eccoci arrivati all'annus Orribilis: il 2002. Dalle radio si sparge nelle pianure un grido di paura; "Stà arrivando il nuovo album dei Foo Fighters...". Il sottoscritto non si scompone più di tanto, ma ascoltando il primo singolo estratto, "All my Life", pensa: "Cazzo, guarda il capellone... è riuscito a combinare qualcosa di buono" e tale considerazione si trasforma in stupore quando anche il secondo singolo, "Time like this", suscita il suo apprezzamento, che a sua volta diventa sconcerto quando esce il terzo singolo (Cazzo!! tre singoli che mi piacciono!!!, di Dave Grohl; il RIETTO!!!, ), "Low". Arrivato a quel punto l'ignavo ascoltatore elucubra un concetto: "Diavolo, e se questo fosse l'album buono dei Foo Fighters?. . . Una possibilità non si nega a nessuno..." IDIOTA.

Inzuppo il cd ansioso e cosa scopro? CHE QUESTO "ALBUM" È LA CLASSICA MERDA FOO FIGHTERS!!! Dopo "All My Life" e "Low" (le uniche due canzoni che si scostano un'po dal classico clichè di Grohl, soprattutto "Low", che però risente molto dell'esperienza nei QOTSA; probabilmente l'unica cosa buona che è riuscito a fare nella sua insulsa vita dopo il 94'), cadiamo già nell'oblio con l'insipida "Have it All", seguita a ruota da "Time Like this" ( che arrivati a quel momento stava già cominciando a venirmi a noia) e dalla classica alternanza Grohleriana tra "Lagna con chitarra di sottofondo" e "Urlo in ritornello ripetuto fino alla nausea con sottofondo da Serie Tv per ragazzi Americana", unica eccezione per la sufficientemente interessante (ma nulla di trascendentale) "Lonely As You". Non si può negare che il ragazzo sia anche simpatico (ma se vuole esistono tanti lavori per persone simpatiche, ES Il Clown) e che sul palco ci metta sempre l'anima, ma non per questo devo sorbirmi le sue esibizioni di incapacità.

E' evidente che il soggetto soffre irrimediabilmente di una sorta di "Fame di Fama" (Visto anche che non stà praticamente mai fermo un momento, avendo le mani in pasta con mezzo panorama rock mondiale; Probot, QOTSA e ultimamente anche NIN), che risulta dannosa per l'intera umanità visto che tutto quello che tocca sfiorisce (Cazzo!!! Provate ad ascoltare "Getting Smaller" in With Teeth dei NIN; già Trent Reznor ha esaurito la vena creativa, mettigli anche accanto un'idiota...).
Se proprio vuole passare alla storia, uccida un presidente degli Stati Uniti (magari l'attuale) o diventi un Serial Killer... non sò... l'importante e che non rompa i coglioni a Noi!!!, perchè per ora quello che ci ha lasciato dentro, può essere riassunto in una Affermazione-Citazione: "Dai Foo Fighters non nasce niente, dal letame nasce Dave Grohl. . . "

PS: Non mi importa se qualcuno può sentirsi offeso da quello che ho scritto, perchè per me (E ripeto "per me") l'unico essere che si avvicina a Dave Grohl è l'avvoltoio, infatti tutti e due traggono sostentamento dalle carogne in putrefazione (Che sia una gazzella morta o i resti di Lemmy dei Motorhead non fà differenza), e non contento continua a sfornare roba propria come il "bellissimo" "In your Honor", o sarebbe meglio dire "In your ANO".....

Elenco tracce testi samples e video

01   All My Life (04:23)

All my life I've been searching for somethin'
Somethin' never comes, never leads to nothin'
Nothin' satisfies, but I'm getting close
Closer to the prize at the end of the rope

All night long I dream of the day,
When it comes around, and it's taken away
Leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most
I feel it come to life when I see your ghost

Come down don't you resist
You have such a delicate wrist
And if I give it a twist
Something to hold when I lose my grip
Will I find something in that
So give me just what I need
Another reason to bleed
One by one hidden up my sleeve, one by one hidden up my sleeve

Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate that taste
Weight keeping me down

Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate that taste
Weight keeping me down

Will I find the believer?
Another one who believes
Another one to deceive
Over and over down on my knees

If I get any closer
And if you open up wide
And if you let me inside
On and on I got nothing to hide, on and on I got nothing to hide

Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate that taste
Weight keeping me down

Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate that taste
Weight keeping me down

All my life I've been searching for somethin'
Somethin' never comes, never leads to nothin'
Nothin' satisfies, but I'm getting close
Closer to the prize at the end of the rope
All night long I dream of the day
When it comes around and it's taken away
Leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most
Feel it come to life when I see your ghost

And I'm done, done onto the next one
Done, done and I'm onto the next one
Done, done and I'm onto the next one
Done, done and I'm onto the next one
Done, done and I'm onto the next one
Done, done and I'm onto the next one
Done, done and I'm onto the next one
Done, I'm done and I'm onto the next

Done, done onto the next one!
Done, I'm done and I'm on to the next one!
Done, done onto the next one!
Done, I'm done and I'm on to the next one!

Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate that taste
Weight keeping me down

Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate that taste
Weight keeping me down

Done, done onto the next one!
Done, I'm done and I'm on to the next one!

02   Low (04:28)

Hey you, are you in there
I'm stuck outside you
We can use, one another
Another like you

(Chorus)
You be my passer by
I'll be your new, one that passed through
Screws inside, turned so tight
Turning on you, I'm hanging on you

Baby Blue (baby blue)
Don't go nowhere (don't go nowhere)
I'm right beside you
Me and you (me and you)
Going nowhere (going nowhere)
I'm right beside you

(Chorus)

Taking you as low as you go
As low as you go
Taking you as low as you go
As low as you go

(Chorus)

Taking you as low as you go (low as you go)
As low as you go (low as you go)
Taking you as low as you go (low as you go)
As low as you go (as low as you go)
(low as you go, as low as you go)x2
(low as you go)

Taking you as low as you go
As low as you go
Taking you as low as you go
As low as you go

Taking you as low as you go (low as you go)
As low as you go (low as you go)
Taking you as low as you go (low as you go)
As low as you go (as low as you go)

03   Have It All (04:58)

04   Times Like These (04:26)

I, I'm a one-way motorway
I'm a road that drives away and follows you back home
I, I'm a streetlight shining
I'm a white light blinding bright, burning off and on

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these, time and time again

I, I'm a new day rising
I'm a brand new sky to hang the stars upon tonight
But I, I'm a little divided
Do I stay or run away and leave it all behind

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these, time and time again

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these, time and time again

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these, time and time again

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these, time and time again

05   Disenchanted Lullaby (04:33)

Disenchanted lullabies
Sing me yours, I'll sing you mine
Sing with me now what's a boy to do?
What's a boy to do?

Sing along for yesterday
Sing along my soul to take
Sing along another song for you
What's a boy to do?

I may be scattered
A little shattered
What does it matter?
No one has a fit like I do

I may be scattered
A little shattered
What does it matter?
No one has a fit like I do
I'm the only one that fits you

Whisper with me pass the time
Whisper for the days gone by
Whisper with the voice inside of you

With this ring you will be mine
With this ring I'll multiply
With this ring surrendering to you
What's a boy to do?

06   Tired of You (05:11)

I can be your liar
I can be your bearer of bad news
Sick and uninspired by
The diamonds in your fire
Burning like a flame inside of you
But is this just desire or the truth?
So shame on me for the ruse
Shame on me for the blues
Another one returned that I'll never use
But I won't go getting tired of you
I won't go getting tired of you
I'm not getting tired
I won't go getting tired of you
I won't go getting tired of you
I'm not getting tired
Hanging on this wire
Waiting for the day I have to choose
Cursed by love so dire
One more boy for hire
One more boy to lend a hand to you
Is this just desire or the truth?
So shame on me for the ruse
Shame on me for the blues
Another one returned that I'll never use
But I won't go getting tired of you
I won't go getting tired of you
I'm not getting tired
I won't go getting tired of you
I won't go getting tired of you
I'm not getting tired
Of you
You
I can be your liar
I can be your bearer of bad news
Sick and uninspired by
The diamonds in your fire
Burning like a flame inside of you
Is this just desire or the truth?
So shame on me for the ruse
Shame on me for the blues
Another one returned that I'll never use
But I won't go getting tired of you
I won't go getting tired of you
I'm not getting tired
I won't go getting tired of you
I won't go getting tired of you
I'm not getting tired
Of you

07   Halo (05:06)

Good and bad, I swear I've had the both they're overrated
But isn't it fun, when you get hold of one
Some go bad and some come back, the good ones all get taken
I'm calling a bluff, you ain't strong enough

Wait and pray you'll pick on me,
The day I raise my hand
Guess that I've been blessed, but I'll be damned

Halo
God only knows
Right behind me everywhere I go

Halo
God only knows
Right behind me everywhere I go

Say your prayers when you get scared,
pray you're gonna make it
and then we're done, you keep fucking up
One day soon I'll disappear and if you'll come I'll take you
Somewhere go, to keep from growing old

Wait and pray you'll pick on me,
The day I raise my hand
Guess that I've been blessed, but I'll be damned

Halo
God only knows
Right behind me everywhere I go

Halo
God only knows
Right behind me everywhere I go

Oh......
Oh......
Oh......

Disappear the light is fading
Disappear outside their rage
Disappear I'm tired of waiting
Disappear before we fade away

Halo
God only knows
Right behind me everywhere I go

Halo
God only knows
Right behind me everywhere I go

08   Lonely as You (04:37)

What would I do, lonely as you
Pleasure or pain I can't choose
What would I do, lonely as you
Pleasure or pain I can't choose
Wake up your dreaming, I can't stand your screaming
Drowning out these prayers, just some words without meaning
Spare all the preaching, my secret's worth keeping
No one understands like I do
Keep out of reach I'm your leading deletion
Hide behind these masks though they still see right through them

(chorus)
Every now and then, you're down and out my friend
Down and out again x3
But I'm down with you
One more time for the last time
One more time for release
One more time for the last time
Everyone wants to believe)

Blame it on youth all these years I've been losing
Blame it on the past it's the last place I knew you
Blame all the children, they're raging and ruined
Blame it on the black and the blue

(chorus)x2

One more time for the last time
One more time for release
One more time for the last time
Everyone wants to believe

One more time for the last time
One more time for release
One more time for the very last time
Everyone wants to believe alright

09   Overdrive (04:30)

Coming down, I'm coming 'round
This time I think I'm waking up
Give me loud to drown it out
Before the world starts breaking up
You change and then, you change again
Turning like a wheel inside your head
Yours and mine and left and right
There's still two sides to everyone
You and I get on with life
And pray we'll find a better one
You change and then, you change again
Turning like a wheel inside your head

(chorus
Overdrive, we're going life or death x3
Two strangers on the mend
Overdrive, we're going life or death x2)

Hurry now we're getting out
This time there's nothing stopping us
Leave behind this vacant town
Tonight, and let it turn to rust
You change and then, you change again
Turning like a wheel inside your head

Overdrive, we're going life or death x3
Two strangers, no relation, on the mend
You change and then, you change again
Turning like a wheel inside your head

Coming down, I'm coming 'round
This time I think I'm waking up
Give me loud to drown it out
Before the world starts breaking up
You change and then, you change again
Turning like a wheel inside your head

(chorus)
Overdrive, we're going life or death x3
Two strangers on the...
Overdrive, we're going life or death x5
Two strangers, no relation x2
On the mend

10   Burn Away (04:58)

I have spent a lifetime
Waiting for the chance
Save you my confession
Save me your last dance
The same old superstition
Haunt us now and then
I'm begging for ignition
To start it all again

(chorus)
We'll burn away, burn away, burn away my pride x2
We'll burn away from all the other flames that burn tonight
We'll burn away, burn away, burn away my pride
Breath for me from now on
Breath for me when I'm gone
Burn out beyond, out beyond the sun)

Will you still remember
There behind the skies
Walking on the embers
Standing in their light
The hardest part is knowing
Everything must die
The hardest part is waiting here
Ready to collide

(chorus)

Burn out, burn on, high into you x2
Burn out, burn
I'll never burn again
Never burn again x3
We'll never burn again
Never burn again

11   Come Back (07:58)

Ohh. Ohh

Moving, again
Comfort of the chase
Now and again
This my saving grace

(chorus)
Dead on the inside I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
Goodbye, this time
Leaving you
I've been gone so long, so, gone so long
But I will come back
I will come back x7
For you)

Changes, changing
Back and forth again
Trading faces
Strangers in the end

(chorus)
For you x2)

I will come back x8
For you
I will come back x5

12   Danny Says (02:58)

Danny says
We gotta go
Gotta go to Idaho
But we can't go surfin'
'Cause it's 20 below

Sound check's at 5: 02
Record stores and interviews
Oh, but I can't wait to be with you tomorrow

Baby
Oho-ho-ho, we got nowhere to go and it may sound Funny
But's true
Hangin' out in 100 B
Watching Get Smart on TV
Thinkin' about You and me
And you and me

Hangin' out in L. A
And there's nowhere to go
It ain't Christmas if there ain't no snow
Listening to Sheena on the radio
Oh-ho oh-ho

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