Royal Trux

"Best times to play Royal Trux: Twin Infinitives
On a family road trip
Your wedding dance
The Beach on a sunny day
Walking down the street in your leather jacket with a boombox on your shoulder
When your newborn child will not stop crying
When girl scouts come to your door delivering cookies
Having a passionate lovemaking session with your significant other
Pumping iron at the gym
When Trout Mask Replica is playing simultaneously
Your funeral"