McLusky
Mcluskyism

01   Joy (01:11)

Joy, you better watch her.
Scattered her heart on your heroes.
With joy, you better let go.
Sit on myself and cover myself in joy.

02   Rice Is Nice (01:05)

I don't want to talk about it I don't want to talk about it I don't want to talk about it I don't want to know. She goes. In June. And so do we. Help me find my simile.

03   Whoyouknow (02:03)

04   Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues (01:50)

Eat what you are while you're falling apart
And it opened a can of worms
The gun's in my hand and I know it looks bad
But believe me I'm innocent
I'm fearful I'm fearful I'm fearful of flying
And flying is fearful of me
I covered my eyes when she told me the news
Turning me on with my lightsabre cocksucking blues

Are you coming?

Nicotine stained on account of her crutch
And I'm aching from fucking too much
I know what I do but it all points to you
Did you sell me to wanderlust?
I'm fearful I'm fearful I'm fearful of flying
And flying is fearful of me
I covered my eyes when she told me the news
Turning me on with my lightsabre cocksucking blues

Are you coming?

05   To Hell With Good Intentions (02:24)

My love is bigger than your love
We take more drugs than a touring funk band
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

My band is better than your band
We've got more songs than a song convention
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

And we're all going straight to hell

My dad is bigger than your dad
He's got eight cars and a house in Ireland
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

When we gonna torch the restaurant?
Sing it
When we gonna pay the guide dog?
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

And we're all going straight to hell

My love is bigger than your love
We take more drugs than a touring funk band
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

When we gonna torch the restaurant?
Sing it
When we gonna get excited?
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
And we're all going straight to hell

06   Alan Is a Cowboy Killer (04:08)

Pull up my pants
Now the camera crew has gone
In your statement to the police
Tell them how you turned me on

But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
But you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on

Alan is a cowboy killer

Take up Tai Chi
Now your favorite pet has died
We had crazy fucking times
'Till her visa card expired

But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
But you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on

Alan is a cowboy killer

Wipe up his mess
Pay your fluffers by the yard
How you're paying for your peace
How you're paying for your peace

But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
But you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on

That Alan is a cowboy killer (x15)

Alan is a cowboy killer

07   There Ain't No Fool in Ferguson (02:44)

I can't do anything today i'm falling apart
i'm sawdust in a sandpaper suit
and the terrible terrible terrible thing
is the weekly laundry run

if you can cope in this hopeless hepatitis pissrag
molotov cocktail monobrow shithole baby
then you can cope anywhere at all

holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for holly

i must be levelling today i'm totally sold
there ain't no fool in getting old
and the terrible terrible terrible thing
is we knew it all along

if you can cope in this hopeless hepatitis pissrag
molotov cocktail monobrow shithole baby
then you can cope anywhere at all

holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for holly

08   1956 and All That (02:18)

come out quick and count the corpse
i'm sure we killed a family
keep your killing clean my love
just keep your killing clean
come out quick and count the corpse
i'm sure we killed a family
keep your killing clean my love
just keep your killing clean

come out quick and name the dead
i'm sure we got a scrabble score
keep your killing clean my love
just keep your killing clean
come out quick and name the dead
i'm sure we got a scrabble score
keep your killing clean my love
just keep your killing clean

good advice
sons and lovers
western armies

good advice
sons and lovers
western armies

to the left two bored men discuss suicide by drum solo

serious songs jesus christ
once a year or maybe twice

your son looks like michael jackson

09   Undress for Success (02:42)

Hannah and her sisters (undress for success)
Hope it isn't obvious (undress for success)
There is talent in them foothills (undress for success)
Underexposed and dead wrong.

I was dreaming of a puppet (undress for success)
When they moved a mountain on it (undress for success)
There is no-one to defy it (undress for success)
Underexposed and dead wrong.

Now grenades, sickles and hammers for the happy couple
Grenades, sickles and hammers for the happy couple
Grenades, sickles and hammers for the happy couple
When I lost my teeth I gained a

Friend amongst the fury (undress for success)
And a mother to these injuns (undress for success)
Let's have Abraham for breakfast (undress for success)
Underexposed and dead wrong.

I am absolutely serious (undress for success)
And the weather was a bonus (undress for success)
She was grateful for directions (undress for success)
Underexposed and dead wrong.

Now grenades, sickles and hammers for the happy couple
Grenades, sickles and hammers for the happy couple
Grenades, sickles and hammers for the happy couple
When I lost my teeth I gained a fire.

Monsters! Monsters! Monsters!

Monsters, they were four deep
Waiting at the bar with their claws on my credit card.

10   That Man Will Not Hang (02:59)

there's a story on a thimble
on a dimple, on a pea
and it's absolutely true until the end
when they pan out in the titles
we can see you're still alive
and the maitre'd is not your special friend

there's a road in a wrong place
twice as far out
and a bitch on a bridge
yeh the bridge was a bitch
with a heavenly drawn out roll of her lips
she undid the straps and smiled

that man will not hang
that man he will never hang

there's a man you should meet
and he might be under arrest
but believe me when i tell you he's ok
he ran the mohawk out of living rooms across the land
and introduced me to the joys of doubt

there's a dream, there's a barn
there was a story, it was a boring one
but honestly i tried to stay awake
born to hang and proud of it
i base my claim on credit

that man will not hang
that man he will never hang

he realised he wanted to have children with this girl
he pulled her to his side and quietly
gave away his heart like it was his to give away

wednesday the studio come knocking
excuse them but they need their property
gave away his heart like it was his to give away

11   She Will Only Bring You Happiness (03:26)

12   Without MSG I Am Nothing (02:57)

get carter to the phone, don't teach him how to cook
that'd kill him
without it she is great, a little underweight
but still appealing

everywhere i look is a darkness

i get my msg from digital tv
good consumer
you aren't the only one who has no trousers on
good audition

everywhere i look is a darkness

my my my my my my
my my my my my my
my my my my my my
my my my MY

get carter to the phone, don't teach him how to cook
that'd kill him
without it she is great, a little underweight
but still appealing

everywhere i look is a darkness