Se questo macabro "scherzo della natura" in carne ed ossa non fosse esistito o avrebbe fatto un'altro mestiere, sicuramente Marilyn Manson, Lizzy Borden, Twisted Sister e W.A.S.P. avrebbero lavorato come pagliacci con Moira Orfei. Definire l'impatto di Alice Cooper sul mondo del rock è come scalare l'Everest. Il signorotto di Detroit è un artista poliedrico, ha quasi 40 anni di carriera alle spalle ed ha interpretato una moltitudine di generi (chi dice per seguire le mode, chi dice per esprimere la sua vasta cultura musicale) come rock n' roll, hard rock, blues, rock psichedelico, country, jazz, folk, heavy metal... Anche se Screamin' Jay Hawkins e Arthur Brown diedero l'inizio ad esibizioni trasgressive, le performance live di Cooper furono inimitabili negli anni '70 e, se oggi possono far ridere a certi, a quel tempo fecero inorridire la società conservatrice americana. Alice non è solo un grande musicista, ma anche un grande attore. Vederlo dal vivo è come vedere una raccapricciante rappresentazione teatrale e la sua recitazione riesce a "rapire" lo spettatore con le sue bambole impalate e decapitate, il suo pitone attorcigliato al collo, i suoi manichini presi a martellate con effetti splatter e gli atti necrofili (ovviamente scenici) con essi.
Ma ora parliamo di questo "Welcome to my Nightmare", uno dei lavori più rappresentativi della sua vasta discografia ed il primo in veste di solista. Infatti, Alice Cooper era, in passato, una vera e propria band ed il cantante era creditato con il suo nome di battesimo (Vincent Furnier) dopo cambiato legalmente in Alice Cooper. "Welcome to my Nightmare" è un concept album, narrante gli incubi di un giovane chiamato Steven e non è solo un grande disco per la composizione musicale, ma anche per la teatralità che esso sprigiona. Uno "special guest" da menzionare è l'attore Vincent Price, il quale presta la voce ad un personaggio facente parte del tema del disco, "Il Curatore" (per chi non lo sapesse, Price fece l'inquietante risata alla fine di "Thriller" di Michael Jackson).
L'album inizia con la title-track, i suoni tetri e la voce "sinistra" di Cooper introducono Steven nel mondo degli incubi. "Devil's Food" prosegue il brutto viaggio del protagonista e si collega subito con "The Black Widow". "Some Folks" è un pezzo bizzarro (l'intro sembra la sigla della "Famiglia Addams") ove Steven inizia a diventare pazzo e chiede aiuto. Ma ora spazio a "Only Women Bleed", grandissimo pezzo, uno dei più grandi di Cooper, una ballad davvero commovente ove Cooper fà da portavoce dei diritti femminili (e chi l'avrebbe mai detto?). Si prosegue con la ribelle "Department of Youth" e "Cold Ethyl", brano dal sound hard rock e dal testo macabro in cui Alice spiega come avere un rapporto sessuale con un cadavere congelato (che cazzo di gusti!!!). "Years Ago" è da farsela sotto, un brano davvero "angosciante" ricco di suspense, con un Cooper da spellarsi le mani dagli applausi per la sua interpretazione. Non da meno è "Steven", ove il giovane è all'apice del panico. Fortunatamente, il tutto finisce bene con "The Awakening" ed "Escape" termina questa storia da "crepacuore".
Non credo possa piacere agli ammiratori di Alice del periodo "Raise Your Fist and Yell", "Trash" o dei più recenti "Brutal Planet" e "Dragontown" ma, a mio parere, è uno dei migliori dischi rock della storia. Alice è un artista che, volente o nolente, ha meritato la posizione che ha raggiunto.
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01 Welcome to My Nightmare (05:20)
Welcome to my nightmare
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel you belong
A nocturnal vacation
Unnecessary sedation
You want to feel at home 'cause you belong
Welcome to my nightmare, whoa
Welcome to my breakdown
I hope I didn't scare you
That's just the way we are when we come down
We sweat and laugh and scream here
'cuz life is just a dream here
You know inside you feel right at home-- here
Welcome to my breakdown
Whoa
You're welcome to my nightmare
Yeah
(instrumental)
Welcome to my nightmare
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel that you belong
We sweat laugh and scream here
'cuz life is just a dream-- here
You know inside you feel right at home-- here
Welcome to my nightmare, oo-
Welcome to my breakdown
Yeah
02 Devil's Food (03:35)
Get ready for the lady
She's gonna be a treat
Simmer slightly 'til ready
Make her soft too
Make her sweet
I kiss the tears off from your chest
I felt the poison fright that's in your breath
I knew your precious life and I know your death
I squeeze the love out of your soul
All the perfect love that's in your soul
You're just another spirit on parole
Devil's food
Devil's food
Devil's food
03 The Black Widow (03:37)
These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew if
We don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow
The horror that he brings
The horror of his sting
The unholiest of kings
The Black Widow
Our minds will be his toy
And every girl and boy will learn to be employed by
The Black Widow
Love him
Yes we love him
Love him
Yes we love him
He sits upon his throne and picks at all the bones of his
Husbands and his
Wives he's devoured He stares with a gleam
With a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children
He's deflowered
Love him
Yes we love him
Love him
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him
Our thoughts are hot and crazed
Our brains are webbed in haze
Of mindless senseless daze
The Black Widow
These things he says are true
We're all humanary stew
If we don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow
04 Some Folks (04:18)
Some folks
Love to see red
Some folks
Never talk about it
Some folks
Crave a blue lady
Some folks
Know and still they doubt it
I'm just no good without it
I'm not a man at all
It makes my skin crawl
Baby, baby
Come on and save me, save me
My, my baby, baby,
Come on and save me now
Some folks
Love to feel pain
Some folks
Wake up every mornin'
Some folks
Live for no reason
Some folks
Die without a warning
I'm just no good without it
I'm not a man at all
It makes my skin crawl
Baby, baby
Come on and save me, save me
My, my baby, baby,
Come on and save me, save me
My, my baby, baby
Come on and save me now
I can't live without it
I just can't live without it
I don't wanna think about it
I'm just no good without it
I'm not a man at all
It makes my skin crawl
Baby, baby
Come on and save me, save me
My, my baby, baby,
Come on and save me, save me
My, my baby, baby
Come on and save me, save me,
My, my baby, baby
Come on and save me, save me
I can't live without it
I just can't live without it
I don't wanna think about it
05 Only Women Bleed (05:49)
Man got his woman to take his seed
He got the power - oh
She got the need
She spends her life through
pleasing up her man
She feeds him dinner or anything she can
She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Man makes your hair gray
He's your life's mistake
All you're really lookin' fors an even break
He lies right at you
You know you hate this game
Slaps you once in a while
and you live and love in pain
She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Man got his woman to take his seed
He got the power - oh
She got the need
She spends her life through
pleasing up her man
She feeds him dinner or anything she can
She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Black eyes all of the time
"Don't spend a dime"
"Clean up this grime"
And you there down on your knees begging me please
Come watch me bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
06 Department of Youth (03:20)
We're in trouble all the time
You read about us all in the papers
We walk around and bump into walls - a blind delegation
And we ain't afraid of high power
We're bullet proof
And we've never heard of Eisenhower
Missile power, justice or truth
We're the Department of Youth
Your new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
Just me and youth
We talk about this whole stupid world
And still come out laughing, ha!
We never make any sense
But hell that never mattered
But we'll make it through our blackest hour
We're living proof
And we've never heard of Billy Sunday
Damon Runyon, manners or couth
We're the Department of Youth
Your new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
Just me and youth
We're the Department of Youth
The new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
We're the Department of Youth
And who gave it to you?
Donny Osmond!
What?!
07 Cold Ethyl (02:57)
One thing I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms
One thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
She's cool in bed
And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms
Come on, Cold Ethyl
Freeze me, babe
One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms
Come here, Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold?
Ooh, so cold...ooh...
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
If I live till I'm 97
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
Cause you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise
08 Years Ago (02:51)
Here I go again
Up and down alone
All my friends went home
Years ago
All my toys are broken and
So am I inside mom
The carnival has closed
Years ago
I'm a little boy
No, I'm a great big man
No, let's be a little boy
For a little while longer
Maybe an hour?
No Steven
We have to go back now
Isn't that our mom calling?
"Steven come home!"
09 Steven (05:46)
I don't want to see you go
I don't even want to be there
I will cover up my eyes
And pray it goes away
You've only lived a minute of your life
I must be dreaming, please stop screaming
I don't like to hear you cry
You just don't know how deep that cuts me
So I will cover up my eyes
And it will go away
You've only lived a minute of your life
I must be dreaming, please stop screaming
STEVEN!
STEVEN!
I hear my name!
STEVEN!
Is someone calling me? I hear my name!
STEVEN!
That icy breath that whispers screams of pain!
I don't want to feel you die
But if that's the way that God has planned you
I'll put pennies on your eyes
And it will go away
See?
You've only lived a minute of your life
I must be dreaming, please stop screaming
Steven.... Is someone calling me? No....
Steven....
I think I hear a voice--- it's outside the door!
STEVEN!
I hear my name!
STEVEN!
Is someone calling me? I hear my name!
STEVEN!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
STEVEN!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
STEVEN!
STEVEN!
STEVEN!
I hear my name....
10 The Awakening (02:30)
I wake up in the basement
I'm so hungry
I'm dry
I must be here sleepwalking
Mustn't I?
Getting up from my easy chair looking for my wife
Following a trail of crimson
Spots that lead into the night
Suddenly I realize
I see it all through real eyes
These crimson spots are dripping from my hand
And ooh it makes me feel like a man
11 Escape (03:15)
Paint on my cruel or happy face
I hide me behind it
It takes me inside another place where no-one can find it
Escape
I get out when I can
Escape
Anytime I can
Escape
I'm crying in my beer Escape
Just get me out of here
Don't get me wrong
Don't get me right
I'm not like you are
When I get home from work at night
I'm blacker and bluer
So I escape
I get out when I can
Escape
Anytime I can
Escape
I'm crying in my beer Escape
Just get me out of here
Where am I running to?
There's no place to go
Just put on my makeup and get me to the show
Yeah
Escape
My doctor said just come around
You'll be taken care of
And while he ran my problems down
I stole his mascara
That's how I escape
I get out when I can
Escape
Anytime I can
Escape
I'm crying in my beer Escape
Just get me out of here
Escape
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