Domanda: Cosa potevano fare i Xiu Xiu dopo aver subito il furto di attrezzatura elettronica e computer poco dopo l'uscita di " A promise" (aprile 2003)? Risposta: Annullare il tour, tornare in studio e registrare un album acustico. Di più. Un bellissimo, emozionante, toccante, intenso album acustico.

"Fag Patrol" è composto da due nuovi brani, "Helsabot" e "Nieces Pieces", da 2 brani tratti da "Knife play" : "Dr Troll" e "I Broke Up", 2 da "Chapel of the Chimes": "King Earth, King Earth" e "Jennifer Lopez", 2 da "A Promise": "20,000 Deaths For Eidelyn Gonzales 20,000 Deaths for Jamie Peterson" e "Brooklyn Dodgers" più la cover di "Asleep" degli Smiths che però mi sembra un po' piatta e monotona rispetto allo spessore del resto del disco. Un disco zeppo di tensione, palpabile, ma trattenuta, che trova sfogo solo nelle potenti urla straziate di "Jennifer Lopez" in una versione che quasi supera in bellezza la "Sweet Science Version" di "Chapel Of The Chimes". Però dico subito a chi ha trovato inascoltabile "A Promise" di stare lontanissimo da "Fag Patrol" lo trovereste veramente insopportabile, non potreste reggere... e del resto non sarà difficile starne lontani, è stato prodotto in edizione superlimitata dalla Free Porcupine Society e - se ne è rimasta ancora qualche copia - potreste averlo solo ordinandolo al sito http://www.absolutelykosher.com/merchandise.html (thnx joser!) Vi arriverà dentro una bella custodia di carta grigioverde, insieme alla fattura e ad un cd omaggio con le novità musicali della Absolutely Kosher.

Acustico dicevamo....dovendo quindi fare a meno degli abituali rumori industriali che caratterizzavano la trama musicale degli album precedenti, l'unica ossessiva protagonista di questo cd rimane la voce di Jamie Stewart, che ha modo di esprimere tutto il suo calore drammatico e quasi da sola mi trascina nel disturbante mondo musicale di Jamie, creando suggestioni emotive straripanti di pathos. Jamie Stewart... il pazzo... e pensare che insegna in un asilo... Durante le registrazioni la sua bocca doveva essere veramente vicinissima al microfono perchè ne viene registrato ogni singolo respiro, ogni parola soffocata, ogni gemito strozzato...Un contatto talmente intimo con Jamie Stewart che se ascoltato nel momento sbagliato per qualcuno potrebbe diventare quasi fastidioso, morboso... Chissà come reagireste all'ascolto di "Helsabot" ad esempio, dove ad un certo punto arriva un salivoso sottovoce " Do your pants ever just fall off off off..." capace di provocarmi una scossa di pelle d'oca... ma io amo i Xiu Xiu!!! Di "Fag Patrol ne sono state incise 1000 copie... la mia è la 421.

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01   Helsabot (05:03)

I did something bad
I got in a fight
about drugs
kicked him in the neck

I am helsabot
I am all you're not
but you wish you were

I am working hard
don't you laugh at me
I am helsabot
alcohol fueled robot

I take off my clothes
then I say to joe
"do your pants ever just fall off?"
a menage-et-trois' fine

I am helsabot
I am all you're not
but you wish you were

I am working hard
don't you laugh at me
I am helsabot
alcohol fueled robot

02   King Earth, King Earth (05:40)

angel wear your 'pray hard' shirt
angel your daughter
the circle of your line

Oh Angelina in a different life
Oh Angelina in a sickle cell
Oh Angelina in a different time

No one can touch you
No one can touch you

Angel, so faithful
The dead will bury their own dead
Angel
exodus

Remember all the time

Oh Angelina in a different life
Oh Angelina in a sickel cell
Oh Angelina in a different time
No one can touch you
No one can touch you

03   20,000 Deaths for Eidelyn Gonzalez, 20,000 Deaths for Jamie Peterson (02:48)

04   Dr. Troll (04:17)

la la holds inside of her
the horrible dream of being somebody
thinking about her dream makes her feel
like it’s stupid
a dream whose coming true
is a must a must
it would be so much easier
if she was a real girl
the preschool students ask her
what she is
she thinks i don’t know
she says what do you think
listen to On Fire and pretend someone could love you
listen to Birthday and dream they knew the half of it
listen to Lady Day and pretend someone could love you
listen to Nick Drake and dream they knew the half of it

05   Jennifer Lopez (02:07)

excuse me
is it true what they say?
about guys who go out by themselves?
is that they go home by themselves
you've seen me dance here alone before
is it tough to watch
friday after friday?

06   Brooklyn Dodgers (03:41)

Sorry I walked away when you told me what you were scared of the night that you turned 12
Trying not to cry in front of your older brother
He knows where I live, he's not interested
I can't have nice things, like a boy who stays who stays around
When I needed him the most on your walk
Hold your head up high and when you watch me fall
Please look back for the last time
Brooklyn dodger

07   Asleep (03:38)

Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
I'm tired and I
I want to go to bed
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
And then leave me alone
Don't try to wake me in the morning
'Cause I will be gone
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I will feel so glad to go
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
I don't want to wake up
On my own anymore
Sing to me
Sing to me
I don’t want to wake up
On my own any more
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I really want to go
There is another world
There is a better world
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Bye bye

08   I Broke Up (03:27)

It was not posed
It messed me up
It was her recording herself
Whisper.
"What is it worth to me?"
Thinking one thought
The advice to be okay.
Break into childrens hospital
Cry it out.
"Dont fuck with me, dont fuck with me"

And I broke up
without a note
And I broke up
Its a mess
Go go go go go
Away from here.
Food color poured out all over her shorts mixed with
I`ll make a gate you cannot pass
Taped to there loinclothes
A sign that says "Why us?"
Flip yourself off but erase it when someone sees you.
"This, this is the worst vacation ever, I am going to cut open your
forehead with a roofing shingle, Ohh Ohh"

And I broke up
without a note
And I broke up
And I broke up
behind your house
And I broke up

09   Nieces Pieces (03:24)

I can't wait to watch you get older
I can't wait to meet that first boy that breaks your life
I can't wait till you realize the family you've been born into
I can't wait to watch you turn from good to bad
I can't wait to tell your grandpa made your mommy
play stripper while your uncle watched
I can't wait to tell you I punched your mommy in the chest
In front of her new friends
I can't wait till you realize mommy's heart is broken
I can't wait to watch you grow up around the people who broke it

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