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Avete mai sentito parlare di quella particolare tecnica che permette di far produrre più latte alle vacche facendogli ascoltare della musica?
Praticamente funziona così: si piazzano due diffusori ai lati della stalla per garantire una perfetta resa stereofonica, (anche le vacche gradiscono l'hi-fi) e si fa girare un disco di musica classica per qualche ora al giorno, i risultati dicono, sono assicurati! la produzione viene aumentata di almeno un bel 10%!
Alcuni allevatori truzzi (e chi se non loro) hanno provato pure a montare le palle stroboscopiche al centro-stalla, ma non è stato segnalato alcuna migliorìa se non la conferma della loro idiozia.
Il fenomeno è decisamente intrigante, e avendo a disposizione la stalla di mio zio Bortolo, un allevatore di vecchio stampo che si esprime esclusivamente in Growl; ho voluto testare personalmente questa strano metodo, sfruttando la sua assenza per l'annuale "fiera dello zoccolo" perchè mai mi avrebbe concesso di circuire le sue vacche con queste pratiche esoteriche. Ebbene, dopo aver montato i due altoparlanti nella stalla e pestato una quarantina di merdacce sparse, mi sono messo alla consolle. Il mio obiettivo era naturalmente affinare questa tecnica ed ho proposto alla platea, cioè alla mandria, un cambio di scaletta, STAY METALLLL!
Niente di troppo impegnativo però, considerando che abbiamo di fronte un pubblico bovino avente un Q.I. qualche punto in più dei truzzi.
I requisiti erano: cChe sia un disco dalle sonorità metalliche ma che abbracci anche delle ammalianti melodie, che sia bello dalla prima all'ultima nota, magari andando sul sicuro con una compilation, e quale migliore compilation se non un disco live visto che stiamo parlando di hard-rock?
Meglio ancora se sia una band svizzera, vaccofili per eccellenza. La scelta è ricaduta a fagiuolo sui Gotthard e nel loro disco live del 2005, con una copertina che sembra presa dalla rivista per tori adulti "PlayBull".
I Gotthard sono una gloriosa band elvetica capeggiata dal singer e istrionico Steve Lee, che munge dischi dal lontano 1992 con una qualità sorprendente; strafamosissimi e meritatamente apprezzatissimi in patria, hanno avuto il notevole pregio di sapersi sempre rinnovare nel tempo, e la loro longevità ne è l'esempio più evidente.
Le 15 tracce che compongono il disco abbraccia i picchi più alti della loro carriera, ma credetemi se vi dico che avranno avuto un pò di difficoltà a lasciarne fuori tante altre ben meritevoli; si passa dai vari "All We are" , "Top Of The World" e "The Battle of Titans" quali esempi perfetti della loro essenza musicale, cioè che potenza e melodia possono convivere senza nessuna crisi di rigetto se ad amalgamarli sono mani e menti sapienti. E non possono neanche mancare le ballads fra cui segnalo "One Life One Soul" da accendino con lacrimuccia.
La produzione del disco è superlativa, tende ad esaltare ogni timbrica e confezionare un prodotto mainstream di alta qualità; se i Depeche Mode hanno coniato la frase "Music for the masses" i Gotthard hanno ne hanno allargato il concetto in "ma anche for the vacches".
Insomma, bravi, ispirati e accattivanti, oserei dire: semplicemente perfetti! Un disco per tutti, da ascoltate sia in stalla che comodamente svaccati sul divano.
Sul mio rapporto durante l'esperimento sonoro, segnalavo le seguenti reazioni della mandria: Headbagging presente in tutti capi di bestiame, più vistoso nei giovani, accenni di pogo nei vitelli.
Altri segni di approvazione: diverse OLA durante tutto il concerto. In definitiva la stalla aveva apprezzato! Era stato un successo! Avevo portato un pò di verbo metallaro e sopratutto gioia in quelle povere bestie. Al Diavolo la produzione del latte! Quell'esperimento mi aveva fatto capire un cosa molto più profonda, cioè che non c'è limite alla fantasia umana atto allo sfruttamento animale!
Cari allevatori! Oltre alla barbosa musica classica che fa calare il latte alle vacche e gli fa aumentare la produzione, donategli anche un pò di sorriso facendogli ascoltare anche un pò di sano, gioioso e scazzoso METALLLL!!!
Ricordo ancora con commozione la fine del disco-concerto; quelle placide e operose bestiole chiedevano ancora di ascoltare i Gotthard con quel loro strano e candenzato muggito.. era il loro ... "Fuori-fuori-fuori..."
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02 Dream On (03:31)
Got this everlasting feeling deep inside
Try to convince myself it's fine but I can't hide
It isn't really hard to see
We're all getting hate for free
While this sinking world
Is drowning it's own destiny
Dream on, dream on
I don't wanna loose my faith and come undone, no
Dream on, dream on
I really hope that I'm not fighting on my own
So the road of suffering seems to never end
Oh, it's so unfair, I just don't understand
And to reach the higher ground
That we've lost and never found
We gotta learn how to love
Learn how to live to be free, it's up to you n' me
Dream on dream on
All I know is, I won't make it on my own
Dream on, dream on
Gotta hold on to my dreams before they're gone
So dream on
Dream on, dream on
I don't wanna loose my faith and come undone, no
Dream on, dream on
I really hope that I'm not fighting on my own
Dream on, dream onâ ¦.on and on and onâ ¦.
03 Hush (04:52)
I got a certan little girl shes on my mind
No doubt about it she looks so fine
Shes the best girl that I ever had
Sometimes shes gonna make me feel so bad
Hush, hush
I thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush
She broke my heart but I love her just the same now
Hush, hush
Thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush
I need her loving and Im not to blame now
(love, love)
They got it early in the morning
(love, love)
They got it late in the evening
(love, love)
Well, I want that, need it
(love, love)
Oh, I gotta gotta have it
Shes got loving like quicksand
Only took one touch of her hand
To blow my mind and Im in so deep
That I cant eat and I cant sleep
Listen
Hush, hush
Thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush
She broke my heart but I love her just the same now
Hush, hush
Thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush
I need her loving and Im not to blame now
(love, love)
They got it early in the morning
(love, love)
They got it late in the evening
(love, love)
Well, I want that, need it
(love, love)
Oh, I gotta gotta have it
04 Mountain Mama (04:24)
I Was Born In A Cradle Of Stone
Never Thought, I Had To Make It Alone
And What Was Comin' To Me
All Just A Bunch Of Lies
N' I Should Have Known Better
You're The Master Of Disguise
Crazy Mama, You Keep On Comin' My Way
Now It's Over
You Ain't Gonna Make My Day
No, Not Again
Mountain Mama
You Where Feeding My Head
With More Than I Could Take
Always Watching With Your Serious Eyes
Every Move That I Make
Some Times It's Like Heaven
So I Can Tell
Darker Than Coal, Hotter Than Hell
Yeah, That's Right
Feel Like I'm Caught In A Spell
Crazy Mama, You Keep On Comin' My Way
Now It's Over
You Ain't Gonna Steal My Pay
No, Not Again
Mountain Mama
No Never Again, Mountain Mama
Don't Like That Kinda Game, I Don't Wanna
There's Just You To Blame
Mountain Mama
So You Better Forget My Name
Mountain Mama
05 Let It Be (06:41)
Don't know who's to blame
Don't know who was wrong
Love has died too soon
After all had just begun
Something in your eyes
Tells me you still care
Oh baby i swear
Deep inside my heart
Deep inside my soul
Something tells me no I can't let you go
Saw it in your eyes
Last time when we met
I will never forget
How can you say
Our love is gonna last forever
How can you go
With this empty broken heart
Of mine
Let it be, let it be
Love's like a gun on me
Let it be, let it be
Like a bag of broken glass
I was killed in the name of love
You never see it comin'
Doesn't tell you when it goes
Think it's gettin' near
Suddenly it's gone
Dirty little game
Don't even know your name
You just wouldn't say
Did you ever worried
Askin' maybe please
Knew you couldn't take it
I would get on my knees
Searching for way out
But there ain't no doubt
It's like goin' blind
... get down on my knees for you
How can you say
You love me but it's better
This way
If you don't need it anymore
I'm drowning down like
Never before
Should Have Never Let You Go
07 I Wonder (04:27)
I'm running out of love
I'm loosing ground
There's emptiness inside
I'm on my way down
And here I walk alone
With no destination, or places to go
You're always on my mind
No wonder why
We had the best of times
Oh, I can't deny
But something fell apart,
I know how it feels now
When two worlds collide
Now I can't believe you're gone tonight
When I should be holding you so tight
I can't believe and I wonder
(I wonder)
I wonder
(I wonder)
Where we're going
Love don't live here anymore
Anymore, anymore
Now, when I close my eyes
Pictures of you
Will never hold me back
From what I must do
Ain't gonna waste my time
Thinking 'bout all the pain
You put me through
Now I can't believe you're gone tonight
When I should be holding you so tight
I can't believe and I wonder
(I wonder)
I wonder
(I wonder)
Where we're going
And I keep on walking in the rain
I like to believe you feel the same
I wonder
(I wonder)
Yes, I wonder
(I wonder)
Is it over
Love don't live here anymore
Now I can't believe you're gone tonight
When I should be holding you so tight
I can't believe and I wonder
(I wonder)
I wonder
(I wonder)
Where we're going
Oh, yeah!
And I keep on walking in the rain
I like to believe you feel the same
I wonder
(I wonder)
Yes, I wonder
(I wonder)
Is it over
Love don't live here anymore
Anymore, anymore
Love don't live here anymore
No more...
10 Nothing Left at All (03:58)
Hey man, the story's getting old
Big lies, they always have been told
But right now you face another man
This time I turn the page around
No rhyme, no reason to be found
Why should I play the fool again
I keep on running in circles
In a crazy human race that never ends
I was never taking more than I needed
Always standing at the end of the line
Waiting for my turn to succeed it
But it's hard to keep playing the part
When there's nothing left at all
How come we always run for more
The rich is stealing from the poor
How come we're never satisfied
Don't know what I'm afraid to loose
Somehow I'm not allowed to choose
God knows I've never really tried
And Still we running in circles
In a crazy human race that never ends
I was never taking more than I needed
Always standing at the end of the line
Waiting for my turn to succeed it
But it's hard to keep playing the part
When there's nothing left at all
Hey man, the story's getting old
Big lies, they always have been told
But right now you face another man
I keep on running in circles
In a crazy human race that never ends
I was never taking more than I needed
Always standing at the end of the line
Waiting for my turn to succeed it
But it's hard to keep playing the part
When there's nothing left at all
11 Sister Moon (04:13)
Sister moon, come lead me down
To rest my weary head
Walked a million miles along
The road of no regret
I've been a fool, I've messed around...
A lock without a key
Waiting for the morning sun
To make it shine on me
So long, lonely days
Take me back where I belong
It's all gone, it's all behind
Hope you don't mind
Hope you don't mind
Hope you don't mind
Too many times I lost the grip
Was worn out on the floor
Fallen angel, don't loose your wings
Cuz' you'll never fly no more
So long, lonely days
Take me back where I belong
It's all gone, it's all behind
Hope you don't mind
Hope you don't mind
Hope you don't mind
12 Mighty Quinn (04:30)
Ev'rybody's building
The big ships and boats
Some are building monuments
Others jotting down notes
Ev'rybody's in despair
Ev'ry girl and boy
But when wuinn the eskimo gets here
Ev'rybody's gonna jump for joy
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty quinn [2x]
I like to do just like the rest,
I like my sugar sweet
But guarding fumes and making haste
It ain't my cup of meat
Ev'rybody's 'neath the trees
Feeding pigeons on a limb
But when wuinn the eskimo gets here
All the pigeons gonna run to him.
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty quinn [2x]
14 Heaven (06:32)
Show me the way to your heart
I am searching
But I‘m drifting apart
Everything`s gone, far away
Here we‘re standing now
With no words left to say
Gave you power
Fell on the floor
Silence, never thought you hurt so bad
In darkest hours
Slept at your door
Wishing all would be just like before
Let me find my piece of heaven
Let me find my way back home
I want this love to last forever
And back together, rise once again
From the ashes to the sky
Has someone taken my place
Am I falling ?
Was it our last embrace
Now you‘re asking me for some more time
I am trying to survive
Victim of my desire
I keep on running
I‘m up all night
Times, I never thought they hurt so bad
In darkest hours
Stand by your door
Wishing all would be just like before
Let me find my piece of heaven
Let me find my way back home
I want this love to last forever
And back together, rise once again
From the ashes to the sky
'Cuz I need it so bad..
Let me find my piece of heaven
Let me find my way back home
I want this love to last forever
And back together, rise once again
From the ashes to the sky
15 Lift U Up (03:42)
I’ll tell ya what to do when your life has you in a bind
When you’re calling up on luck,
But the Beep Beep is all that you find
And there’s nothing you can do about it
Cuz there’s more than is meeting the eye
Now I wantcha to know
That you’re part of the show
Come around, come around, come around
I can’t live without
Whoa, wanna rock this feeling off the ground
Wanna lift you up
Whoa, wanna rock , rock ‘till the morning dawn
Morning dawn
All I wanna do’s put a smile back there on your face
Just forget about the blues
Cuz we need you here to shake up the place
And there’s nothing you can do about it
Cuz there’s more than is meeting the eye
Now I wantcha to know
That you’re part of the show
Come around, come around, come around
I can’t live without
Whoa, wanna rock this feeling off the ground
Wanna lift you up
Whoa, wanna rock , rock ‘till the morning dawn
Morning dawn
One crowd, one hymn
Now let the show begin
One time again
Around, come around, come around
I can’t live without
Whoa, wanna rock this feeling off the ground
Wanna lift you up
Whoa, wanna rock , rock ‘till the morning dawn
Rockin’ and rollin’ and rockin’ and rollin’ and…
Whoa, wanna rock this feeling off the ground
Wanna lift you up
Whoa, wanna rock , rock ‘till the morning dawn
Morning dawn
16 Anytime Anywhere (05:57)
How does it feel, to be the one
A heart of stone, a smile of steel
You're talking nice, know how to charm
You see the goods, but not the price
I wonder
You turn your back on poverty
You got your high society
Call up your friends, you know them all
You're still immune to rise and fall
Remember
You're such a great pretender
Anytime, anywhere
I'll be watching you, all the things that you do
Anytime, anywhere
I'll be around, I'll be waiting for the moment you fail
No shaking hands, get in the ring
Those empty words don't mean a thing
The time will come, it won't be late
We're slipping through the hands of fate
But remember
You're such a great pretender
Anytime, anywhere
I'll be watching you, all the things that you do
Anytime, anywhere
I'll be around, I'll be waiting for the moment you fail
Anytime, anywhere
Oh, I'll be watching you, all the things that you do
Anytime, anywhere
I'll be around, I'll be waiting for the moment you fail
I'll be waiting for the moment you fail
Yeah yeah yeah
Anytime, anywhere
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Di Jimmy_cruscotto
Lo spettacolo che sa dare questo gruppo di professionisti è veramente ammirevole.
Gotthard ROCKS! che vi piaccia o no..
