(Si sono io, quel "coglione" di TheTrooper che viene sempre preso a parole per le sue recensioni considerate del cazzo e inutili e anche stavolta scommetto che sarò travolto dalle critiche e dalle offese, io però la scrivo lo stesso).

Molti considereranno questo fanpack di 2 CD Audio e 1 DVD una sporca commercialata alla Korn "quel gruppo di merdosi nu metaller del cazzo che hanno detto tutto con i primi due album e poi si son venduti a MTV", questo è quello che pensa tanta gente, io non la penso così, i Korn hanno contribuito negli anni 90 insieme ad altri gruppi, metal e non, a rivoluzionare i connotati della musica rock, per questo ho accolto positivamente questa specie di espansione dell'album "See You On The Other Side" (anche questo stracriticato e non si capisce il perchè), piena di remix, traccie live, traccie acustiche e video.

Il primo disco audio è chiamato "Chopped & Screwed" e non è proprio quanto di meglio presenta il fanpack infatti è zeppo di remix fatti da un certo Dj Michael (ma chi cazzo è ?) di brani dell'ultimo album, quelli migliori sono "For No One", "Coming Undone" e "Hypocrities", curiosa è l'ultima traccia chiamata "Coming Undone Wit It" ovvero un (mini)medley tra la canzone dei Korn e una canzone dei Dem Franchize Boys, ovvero la solita stronzata di fare un brano rap in collaborazione di alcuni rapper (vedi tutto quel rap di "Follow The Leader" che ribadisco a me non piace come album e la presenza di Nas in "Take A look In The Mirror"), insomma al primo disco non viene la voglia di andare avanti ma quella di farsi ridare i soldi, ma ci si ricrede con il più appetitoso "Live & Unglued" che presente le prime 6 traccie dal vivo davvero ottime, canzoni dopotutto buone, si parla di "Blind", "Somebody Someone" e molti pezzi di SYOTOS cioè la grintosa "Liar", "Hypocrities", "Trow Me Away" e la industrial mansoniana "Love Song", le restanti 4 traccie sono altri due remix di "Coming Undone" (dopo un pò sempre la stessa canzone stanca però), la stessa eseguita acustica insieme a "Twisted Transistor", queste ultime molto belle perchè esprimono anche il lato acustico e più "quieto" dei Korn.

Il Bonus DVD è ha metà tra l'inutilità del CD 1 e la gustosità del CD 2 perchè sono presenti i video di "Coming Undone" (e basta con sta canzone, è bella, PUNTO), una "short version" di "Twisted Transistor" (davvero inutile) e il video della già citata e orribile "Coming Undone Wit It", mentre sono discreti il video di "Liar" (che personalmente non avevo mai visto), i video delle già presenti in versione audio "Coming Undone" e "Twisted Transistor" acustiche e altre versioni live acustiche seguite da un "Behind The Scenes Footage" che riprende i Korn dietro il palco.

In conclusione sta raccolta è davvero per soli fan (come me), ha i suoi punti di forza (sennò non avrei messo 3 stelle), ma tutto sommato non è per niente utile nè per uno che vuole conoscere i Korn nè per uno che li ascolta e basta (ma non è un fan), io l'ho scaricato perchè mi sa che in Italia ancora non esce, ma se esce potete anche tenerveli i soldi per il già annunciato "Korn : MTV Umplugged" e per il successore di "See You On The other Side" che usciranno nel 2007.

Elenco tracce e testi

01   Twisted Transistor (05:03)

02   Hypocrites (03:44)

Your messiah was never mine [x10]

Hypocrites!
Weeping rows of Jeremiah
Drops of blood drip off your medals
Representing all our tears
in a ring of burning metal

How you wanna be, what you gonna say
it doesn't bother me, who ya gonna pay

Sorcerers and Satan's come
To define the what and why
People travel across this earth
Over water, land, and sky

How you wanna be, what you gonna say
it doesn't bother me, who ya gonna pay

Pay the ferryman, pay the fucking driver
Pay the preachers and pay the fucking liars
Pay the angels they're touching on their dates, stand by
I'm not gonna pay it's already mine

Hypocrites
I'm gonna do it blind
Hypocrites
I'm gonna do it blind
Hypocrites
I'm gonna do it blind
Hypocrites
Your messiah was never mine

Weeping rows of Jeremiah
Purity unlike no other
Offers help to those who need it
Don't forget care to the brother

How you wanna be, what you gonna say it
Doesn't bother me, who ya gonna pay
Little old lady at home
Writing out a check to send
It's all the money that she owns
She believes the world might end

How you wanna be, what you gonna say it
Doesn't bother me, who ya gonna pay

Pay the ferryman, pay the fucking driver
Pay the preachers and pay the fucking liars
Pay the angels they're touching on their dates, stand by
I'm not gonna pay it's already mine

Hypocrites
I'm gonna do it blind
Hypocrites
I'm gonna do it blind
Hypocrites
I'm gonna do it blind
Hypocrites
Your messiah was never mine

Hypocrites!

Pay the ferryman, pay the fucking driver
Pay the preachers and pay the fucking liars
Pay the angels, they're touching on their dates
I'm not gonna pay it's already mine

Hypocrites
I'm gonna do it blind
Hypocrites
I'm gonna do it blind
Hypocrites
I'm gonna do it blind
Hypocrites

Hypocrites! [x4]

03   Getting Off (feat. DJ Michael "5000" Watts) (03:16)

04   Getting Off (04:04)

05   For No One (04:52)

06   Love Song (04:44)

Murder!
Your holding my heart, screaming.
Motherfucker!
They left me broken, bleeding.
Son of!
The man you loved and left for
The son of a bitch!
Who tried to show me death's door.

(Ah)
Everything's illuminated.
Everything is dedicated.
(Ah)
Tried to leave this life I hated
Even that what's over-rated.

Love song for the dear departed.
Headstone for the broken hearted.
Arm's to kill.
more flowers to steal.
Head-trip for the mortal earth bound.
One sip of the blood that I found.
Lying here...
Im dying here.

And then!
Obtituaries rain down.
And suddenly!
We're lying naked face down.

(Ah)
Once again decapitated.
Can't you see me fasinated.
(Ah)
Never knew enough to damage.
Even that can be mis-managed.

Love song for the dear departed.
Headstone for the broken hearted.
Arm's to kill.
more flowers to steal.
Head-trip for the mortal earth bound.
One sip of the blood that I found.
Lying here.
Im dying here.
Dying here..

Don't bring me daffodils.
Bring a bouquet of pills.
See some drainum.
Cracked to the crainum.
Protect me when you can.
Respect me when I am...
Dying.

Love song for the dear departed.
Headstone for the broken hearted.
Arm's to kill.
more flowers to steal.
Head-trip for the mortal earth bound.
One sip of the blood that I found.
Lying here.
I'm dying here.
Love song for the dear departed.
Headstone for the broken hearted.
Arm's to kill.
more flowers to steal.
Head-trip for the mortal earth bound.
One sip of the blood that I found.
Lying here...
I'm dying here.

07   10 or a 2-Way (04:06)

Precious fingers she knows how to hold the poison
Lick it dip it and for no particular reason
She crawls on the floor slides against the door
Precious fingers over blossom and it's season

Doesn't matter she'll be doing it her way
Doesn't care if it's a 10 or a 2-way
Doesn't matter she'll be doing it her way
Every night every day

Never meant to show up here anyway
Only f**king you till the season change

Treasure deep between the places that you hold dear
Can't it hurt to act as if we are in love here?
Lying across this chair fingers everywhere
To defying all the angels up above here



Doesn't matter she'll be doing it her way
Doesn't care if it's a 10 or a 2-way
Doesn't matter she'll be doing it her way
Every night every day

Never meant to show up here anyway
Only f**king you till the season change

When you cum (Be a good girl)
Hold your breath (Make it last long)
It is called (the)
the "little dead" girl

Never meant to show up here anyway
Only f**king you till the season change
Never meant to show up here anyway
Only f**king you till the season change

08   Coming Undone (04:09)

Keep holding on
When my brain's tickin' like a bomb
Guess the black bots have come Again to get me
Sweet bitter words
Unlike nothing I have heard
Sing along mocking bird
You don't affect me

That's right
Deliverance of my heart
Be straight
Be deliverance

Wait
I'm coming undone
Unlaced
I'm coming undone
Too late
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong
So delicate
Wait
I'm starting to suffocate
And soon I anticipate
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong
So delicate

Choke choke again
I find my demons are my friends
Getting me in the end
They're out to get me
Since I was young
I've tasted sorrow on my tongue
And this sweet chugga gun
Does not protect me

That's right
Trigger between my eyes
Please strike
Make it quick now

Wait
I'm coming undone
Unlaced
I'm coming undone
Too late
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong
So delicate
Wait
I'm starting to suffocate
And soon I anticipate
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong
So delicate

I'm trying to hold it together
Head is lighter than a feather
Looks like i'm not getting better
Not getting better

Wait
I'm coming undone
Unlaced
I'm coming undone
Too late
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong
So delicate
Wait
I'm starting to suffocate
And soon I anticipate
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong
So delicate

09   Coming Undone Wit It (feat. Dem Franchize Boyz) (03:29)

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