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Malati, malati, malati, malati.
Don Lordi e la sua band, sono un gruppo di malati mentali. Meriterebbero di essere rinchiusi in un manicomio, a vita. Meriterebbero, altresì, che la chiave delle loro celle-maniacali sia gettata nel fondo di un vulcano in eruzione onde non poter essere più recuperata. Ecco. Questa è la fine che questa band meriterebbe davvero.
E, invece, no. Dobbiamo sorbirceli noi, coi loro ridicoli costumi carnevaleschi, con il loro strafare glamour, con il loro look "evil dead-style". Con don Lordi che, quando canta, sembra avere una raucedine perenne alla gola. Con il resto della band che accompagna il loro singer nei cori dei refrain, con quelle chitarre che sfornano riff maledettamente rocciosi e taglienti. Con quella loro attitudine pazzoide che si rifà, in modo fin troppo spudorato, all'Alice Cooper più horrorifico e al Bon Jovi più stradaiolo e ruffiano. Perché, Dio? Perché permetti a questi ragazzi (?) di invadere il nostro mercato discografico con la loro musica? Perché permetti che songs quali "Blood Red Sandman", le ruffianissime "My Heaven Is Your Hell" e "Pet The Destroyer" e la marziale "The Children Of The Night" (chi ha detto "Children of the Damned"?) permettano ai nostri culoni metallari di saltellare ad ogni singola loro nota? Non lo sai che così ci creiamo ematomi di ennesimo grado, non curabili? Non lo sai che la musica, specie se di questo tipo, provoca dipendenza assoluta? Quella dipendenza che, piano piano, ti costringe ad acquistare tutta la discografia di una band, prescindendo se il disco, alla fine, sia bellissimo o pessimo? NON LO SAI!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
NO. Evidentemente non lo sai......
Elenco tracce e testi
01 Threatical Trailer (01:09)
This season, they're coming back...
The ones so vicious...
The ones so evil...
The ones so deadly...
We thought we would never have to see them again...
We were DEAD wrong...
Now, from the creators of "Scartic Circle Gathering" comes...
"SCG2: The Raging Hounds Return"
Kita, Enary, Kalma, Amen, & Lordi are back...
Bring it on, the raging hounds return
03 Blood Red Sandman (04:03)
They called me "The Leather Apron"
They called me "Smiling Jack"
They prayed to the heavens above
That I would never ever come back
Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep
Once again there is pain
I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman
Coming home again
I'm coming home again
Red drops stain satin so white
The way I sign my name
The neighborhood's pretty dead at night
And I'm the one to blame
Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep
Once again there is pain
I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman
Coming home again
I'm coming home again
Scream all you want you won't wake up when you scream
"No-one leaves...The Monsterican Dream
Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep
Once again there is pain
I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman
Coming home again
I'm coming home again
Once again there is pain
I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman
Coming home again
I'm coming home again
05 Pet the Destroyer (03:51)
Its breath intoxicating
its ego suffocating
its here in my house -
tryin' to get out
its moves exhilarating
tempers infuriating
its no sage -
rampage the cage
but youll be safe
you can feed it - you wanna play?
its almost tamed
Pet the destroyer
My beast Le royal
Pet my destroyer
sweet killing machine
Oh wont you please meet the beast?
Its stare infatuating
im not exaggerating
it breaks off the leash
creature released
its jaws intimidating
rage indiscriminating
it looks kinda mad -
(well this) looks kinda bad
this isnt safe, NO!
i can feel it
this isnt play
it cant be in tamed
Pet the destroyer
my beast le royal
pet my destroyer
sweet killing machine
oh wont you please meet the beast?
oh wont you please feed my beast?
07 Wake the Snake (03:47)
Slither into your garden
I got an apple waiting for a bite
I lick my chops until the hammer drops
you know that it just might
im gonna spiral up higher
wriggle up in the air
its breaking out you cant break it down
who said it would be fair?
well i-
Grind your fingers
when youre hanging on the ledge
how does it feel when your lifes about to end?
im gonna keep it coming, baby - youll be next
you can feel my fury - kiss the fatal fangs
Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall
Sinking in my poison
drowning in syanide
see if i care - theres no dare
if you go run and hide
Sit on the lap of the savage
and well breed like rats
you say you wont - for heavens sake
well just have to see about that
well i-
Grind your fingers
when youre hanging on the ledge
how does it feel when your lifes about to end?
im gonna keep it coming, baby - youll be next
you can feel my fury - kiss the fatal fangs
Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall
Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall
08 Shotgun Divorce (04:42)
Early morning, she was already up
The plants were watered, her bags were packed
Without warning she gave him a slug
Now her husband's slaughtered
with a 12 gauge whack
Stranglehold of fear - It still won't disappear
It's growing stronger - And still he's watching her
Again she's leaving home - Again she's all alone
Again she knows exactly what to do
Like with the others before
This time around, yeah it's kinda final
Ride 'till you fall
Then the shotgun divorce
It's her way out and she can't deny
She loves to kill and she kills for love
Autumn leaves keep falling on the ground
Someday she knows that they will try to hunt her down
Plain revulsion, no love can be found
After all is said and done there is no rebound
Stranglehold of fear - It still won't disappear
It's growing stronger - And still he's watching her
Again she's leaving home - Again she's all alone
Again she knows exactly what to do
Like with the others before
This time around, yeah it's kinda final
Ride 'till you fall
Then the shotgun divorce
It's her way out and she can't deny
She loves to kill and she kills for love
Now she's living scared
Even though she cared
He is gone
His head blown off
09 Forsaken Fashion Dolls (03:43)
Even in a dream - You won't ever be safe
from your past mistakes - the naked rage
In your mind - they're just one step behind
they'll drag you deeper in - to meet your sins
You're down there all alone
They'll never let you go, no no
Forsaken fashion dolls
will follow you forever
white eyes of sheer despite will dog you 'till you die
Forsaken fashion dolls
You're meant to be together
just cry your silent scream tonite
Lock you tight - bury you alive
eat you up inside - feel your soul decline
But outta sight does not mean it's outta mind
They watch you suffer in you plight
so goddamn satisfied
You're down there all alone
They'll never let you go, no no
Forsaken fashion dolls
Will follow you forever
white eyes of sheer despite will dog you 'till you die
Forsaken fashion dolls
You're meant to be together
just cry your silent scream tonite
10 Haunted Town (03:13)
at 3 a.m i looked out the window
foreboding figures called me outside
their grumbling sounded distant and hollow
Eerie, empty stares in dead eyes
Ooh, now who woke up the dead?
ooh.....
Evil's pouring down
on this haunted town
there's no way around
tonight all hell abounds
haunted town..
in the morning i was reading the paper
the obituaries
seemed a bit strange
i searched the old graveyard
for an answer
in the mossy headstones
i found my name
Ooh, i walk among the dead
Ooh yeah....
Evil's pouring down
on this haunted town
there's no way around
tonight all hell abounds
haunted town..
I'm haunting
Ooh God i'm loving it
You bet..
Evil's pouring down
on this haunted town
there's no way around
tonight all hell abounds
haunted town.. [2X]
11 Fire in the Hole (03:28)
She's a thorn - like a spike
but i just cannot brush her aside
she holds her hands up high - with quiver in fingers
watch her gringe - afraid of my might
strapped down in a chair-
blinded by the headlights
she might feel a bit scarified - it's the ultimate stinger
so-
lets skip the limbo and cut to the chase
let's light up your wire
Fire in the hole
I gotta blow you up inside baby
fire in the hole
i'm gonna make you my blazing lady
fire in the hole
theres a sound - i dont like
pounding at the door when
i'm pumped up and psyched
so few could understand the way that i show my lovin'
hold it back - for a while
we have to getr the timing just right
gotta let the -OH!-
gate-crashers in just when we're starting to crackle
so burn with me baby
let's blow up the night
lighting up the wire
fire in the hole
the fuse is lit and we're ready to go
fire in the hole
locked and loaded and about to blow
13 Kalmageddon (04:33)
You start to feel the cold
now you believe the intense you were told.
Your fear is up to go,
The grimreaper's son we can't ignore
Chorus:
The ends of ruin is panacea,
pray is just a waste of your time.
The gain woke as the master calls,
it's the hurt of the beat of a child.
Kalmageddon - the man outta you
Kalmageddon - we cast an evil spell,
Surrender, your soul does your trash out the mouth
Kalmageddon - praise the unholy ghost.
You're canting in the dark,
the last piece of your pounding heart.
The chance you heard up to,
Your screams are silenced the golden single few.
(chorus)
(solo)
Kalmageddon - the man outta you
Kalmageddon - we cast an evil spell,
Surrender, your soul does your trash out the mouth
Kalmageddon...
Fear the fortieth unholy ghost - (Kalmageddon) (4x)
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