The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein
Album - 1976 - Debaser id 98092

Woa. They say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill. So call me The Big Pill.
Dr. Funkenstein, the disco king with the monster sound.
The cool ghoul with the bump transplant.

[Hip bone connected to my thigh bone.
My thigh bone connected to my leg bone.
My leg bone connected to my ankle bone.]

I get get so hung up on bones. Dr. Funkenstein here.

[Preoccupied and dedicated to the preservation of the motion of hips.]

Chorus:
We love to funk you, Funkenstein.
Your funk is the best!
Take my body and give it the mind to funk with the rest.
Hit me with The One and then,
If you like hit me again.
We love to Funk-enstein.


[Dr. Funkenstein. King of the Funk, yeah.]
Swift limping, ego trippin' and body snatchin'.
[I'll blow yo' mind.]
Comin' to you directly from the Mothership.
Pulling of the last leg of the P-Funk.

Well alright.
Dr. Funkenstein, yeah. Gon' funk with yo' mind.

Chorus:
We love to funk you, Funkenstien.
Your funk is the best!
Take my body and give it the mind to funk with the rest.
Hit me with The One and then,
If you like hit me again.
We love to Funk-enstein.

Now microbiologically speaking,
When I start churnin', burnin', and churnin'...
[It'll make yo' atoms move so fast,
Expanding yo' molecules. Causing a friction fire.
Burning you on you your neutrons.
Causing you to scream,
"Hit me in the proton. Baby"]

Hit me with The One and then,
If you like hit me again.
We love to Funk-enstein.

I hope y'all got yo' sunglasses on out there.

It was a thrill upon a hill
Everybody was feelin' real

Everybody had the look
It was written all over their face
Giving up the funk
A-waitin' for the bomb

You wouldn't believe how they partied
You would believe they'd never stop
Dancing to some funky new sound
Da da, da daa da
Da da da da


I want to go back and get
More of that funky stuff
I got to get some more of that
More of that funky stuff
(x2)

Da da, da daa da
Da da da da

It was a thrill upon a hill (ooh)
Everybody was feelin' real (ooh)
Ooooh
(x2)

They were still gettin' down came daylight
Been funkin' most ever since midnight

Ooh, ooh ooh

When day came they wasn't slowing
Feeling it's awfully late would wait
Mmm, be about
You would not believe how they partied
Da da da da

Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh do that stuff
(x2)

Da da, da daaa da
Da da da da

Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh do that stuff
(x2)

Da da, da daaa da
Da da da da
(x2)

I want to go back and get
More of that funky stuff
I got to get some more of that
More of that funky stuff
(x2)

Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh do that stuff
(x2)

It was a thrill upon a hill (ooh)
Everybody was feelin' real (ooh)
Ooooh
(x2)

Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh do that stuff
(x2)

I've been watching you
Can't take my eyes off of you, girl
I've been watching you

I've been watching you (aiii)
The way you move your sexy body
I'm liking the things you do
The way you move your sexy body (aiii)

You would like you too
If you knew
How you move your body, yeah

Hey, hey, la la la, la la, la la la la
Heyyy, hey, aiiii
la la la, la la, la la la la, yeah hey

Hey, hey, hey-heyyy

(hey, baby...)
Yeah, I've been watching you
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine)
I'm liking the things you do (move yeah)
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, aiii)

I'd like to help you do
What you'll do
When you move your body

Hey hey hey now
la la la, la la, la la la la, yeah hey
Hey, hey aiii
la la la, la la, la la la la, yeah hey

Yoooowww-hoooo!
Aiii!

I've been watching you
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, body body)
I'm liking the things you do (when you move)
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, yeah)

They could not help me to
Two of you
And y'all sexy body
Aii, aii

I've been watching you
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine)
I'm liking the things you do (when you move)
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, yeah)

You would like you too
If you knew
The way you move your sexy body
Oh, girl

I've been watching you
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, aiii!)
You would like you too
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, yeah)

I like the things you do
The way you move
Your body
Girl

I've been watching you
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine)
I'm liking the things you do, oh
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, yeah)

Ooooh, hooo!
Hey, yeah
Haaa
I got to go
Got to leave
Something's missing
That I need

I need to find it
Whatever it is
That's burdening my mind
I know mother will understand, yeah
I know she knows that I'm still the same man

They say bring up a child in the way he shall go
And he shall not depart
And I know when they said it, it turns my heart

Hey, hey, hey, hoo
Guy, guy guy guy guyeeee (x4)

Don't worry
Don't!
Worry 'bout me (don't worry)
I'm just funkin' around
For fun

When you see my mother
Don't!
Worry 'bout me (Tell her don't worry)
I'm just funkin' around (ai, ai)
For fun

Ohhh, nothing could compare
To my mother, nah, nah, nah, because I know she cared, yeah
I got to find my own way around
Hey, hey, I got to get down, yeah

Guy, guy guy guy guyeeee (x4)

Don't worry
Don't!
Worry 'bout me (don't worry)
I'm just funkin' around
For fun

Don't worry
Don't!
Worry 'bout me
I'm just funkin' around
For fun

When you see my mother
Hey, if you have a chance to see my father, my brother
Just tell 'em, that everything's all right
Hey, anytime
You find people assemble in the same place
Funkin' around
Everything's all right

Hey, hey
I don't think you heard me (coo coo ca choo) (say what)
Heyy, whooo (coo coo ca choo)
Owww, whooooaaa, aiiiii, hoooo!

If you see my mother (when you see my mother)
Tell her I'm all right
Tell her I'm all right
Just funkin' around
For fun

When you see my mother
Tell her I'm all right
I'm just funkin' around
For fun

When you see my mother
Tell her I'm all right (tell her you saw me and everything's all right)
I'm just funkin' around
For fun

Let's funk around
Hey!
Funk me, baby
Let's funk around
Hey

If you see my mother
Tell her I'm all right
Tell her I'm all right
Just funkin' around
For fun
Yeah, ah, ah, ah oohh!

If you see my mother
Tell her I'm all right
Tell her I'm all right
Just funkin' around
For fun
(x2)

When you see my mother
Tell her I'm all right
Tell her I'm all right
Just funkin' around
For fun

Having a good time
I'm funking around for fun
I'm having a good, good good time, yeah
Playing my guitar
Funking around for fun

Giving up the P.Funk
Ahh, the Bomb

When you see my mother
Tell her I'm all right (tell her everything's all right)
Tell her I'm all right
Just funkin' around
For fun

If you see my mother
(tell her that I met a man called Dr. Funkenstein and everything's all right)
Tell her I'm all right
Tell her I'm all right
Just funkin' around
For fun

If you see my mother
Tell her I'm all right (the P.Funk)
Tell her I'm all right (the bomb)
Just funkin' around
For fun

Owwww!!!