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Amore e odio fin dal primo ascolto...
Uscito nel 2000 per l'etichetta kitty-yo, "The Teaches of Peaches" è la prima e per ora unica opera di Peaches a.k.a. Merril Nisker, definita un incrocio fra Nina Hagen e Li'l Kim, ma in versione canadese e arrapata...
Finalmente una donna senza peli sulla lingua? Ehm... non ci giurerei!
Se dovessi raccontare questo disco in una sola parola non avrei dubbi: SESSOOOOO! Del resto la stessa Merril si chiede "What else is in the teaches of Peaches? Vediamo... Melodie? No! Emozioni? No!! Poesia? Nooo!! Nulla di tutto questo, Peaches va dritta al sodo, qui si parla di naturali, oneste, sudate, ironiche, consapevoli scopate.
Qualcos'altro? Sentiamo... Un sintetizzatore Roland MC505 Groovebox su cui ha composto tutti i brani, una voce roca quel tanto che basta senza essere troppo ammiccante, testi più che espliciti, quasi da manuale di istruzioni per l'uso: "I like the innocent type, deer in the headlight, rockin' me all night, flexing his might, doin'it right, keeping me tight, taking a bite out of the peach tonight..."
Oh, basta con i falsi pudori del cazzo!
Continuiamo ad ascoltare... Coinvolgente sound new wave elettronico, reso ancora più dirty da fruscii e rumori industriali in "Diddle my skittle": "There's only one peach with a whole in the middle..." che raggiunge dei picchi punk in "Rock Show" e "Sucker": "Not a sucker, I want a fucker!" urlato su una batteria martellante.
Tutto il disco è pieno di rumorini di sottofondo, un succulento inno al piacere fisico, ah... sarebbe un vero peccato ascoltarlo da soli, ah... sì... un vero peccato non muoversi ritmicamente lasciandosi trasportare dall'irresistibile groove di "Fuck the pain away" (sesso anal-gesico?), questo brano con le sue rime esilaranti: "suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time like Blondie, check out my Chrissie behind..." è fra tutti quello che vi consiglierei come colonna sonora per un caldo pomeriggio, forse anche "Rock Show" martellante al punto giusto... 2:09, no cazzo, troppo corto lasciate stare...
Ehm, se dovessi raccontare questo disco in tre parole non avrei dubbi: un fottutissimo cd. Spero di aver reso l'idea...
"YOU KNOW IT, YOU LOVE IT, YOU GOT IT, YOU WANT IT, YOU KNOW IT, YOU LOVE IT, YOU GOT IT, YOU KNOW IT, YOU LOVE IT, YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT, YOU KNOW IT, YOU LOVE IT, YOU GOT IT...C'MON LET'S SET IT OFF".
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01 Fuck the Pain Away (04:08)
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?
Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?
Huh? Right. What? Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
SIS IUD, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
What else in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
02 AA XXX (04:30)
Triple bypass at the double A, triple X
Here it comes
Make sure you can hear me before you speak up
All you motherfuckers step up
I like the innocent type
Deer in the headlight
Rocking me all night
Flexing his might
Doing it right
Keeping me tight
Taking a bite out of the peach tonight
I like the innocent type
Deer in the headlight
Rocking me all night
Flexing his might
Doing it right
Keeping me tight
Taking a bite out of the peach tonight
Consider my suspicion
Let’s see if my intuition
Has any volition
‘Cause I’m on a mission
For the omission, the competition
And the definition of my position
It’s bitching, it’s bitching, it’s bitching, it’s bitching
Consider my suspicion
Let’s see if my intuition
Has any volition
‘Cause I’m on a mission
For the omission, the competition
And the definition of my position
It’s bitching, it’s bitching, it’s bitching, it’s bitching
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
I like the innocent type
Deer in the headlight
Rocking me all night
Flexing his might
Doing it right
Keeping me tight
Taking a bite out of the peach tonight
I like the innocent type
Deer in the headlight
Rocking me all night
Flexing his might
Doing it right
Keeping me tight
Taking a bite out of the peach tonight
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Yeah...There’s more
I’m hexed I’m vexed
I’m in the doubles text
Some people say that I put my self-perspective
I’m in the cervix, next
I’m hexed I’m vexed
I’m in the doubles text
Some people say that I put my self-perspective
I’m in the cervix
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double
Licky licky sucky
Nobody here can tell me they don’t wanna fucky fucky
Licky licky sucky
Nobody here can tell me they don’t wanna fucky fucky
Only double A
Thinking triple X
I’m only double A
But I’m thinking triple X
I’m only double A
But I’m…
Triple X double A
Triple X double A
Triple X double A
Triple X double...
Yeah, who’s gonna motherfucking stop me?
Hey motherfuckers step up
Who’s gonna motherfucking step up?
03 Rock Show (02:10)
Rock show
You came to see a rock show
A big gigantic cock show
You came to see it all
Rock show
You came to hear it
You came to sneer it
You came to do it all
Do you wanna get it for credit?
Forget it
Don't bet it
Call in the medic
It's pathetic
You've gotta let it go
Let's go
Rock show
C'mon
Rock show
You came to see a rock show
This ain't a fucking talk show
You came to see it all
Rock show
You came to fear it
You came to sear it
You came to do it all
Do you wanna get it for credit?
Forget it
Don't bet it
Call in the medic
It's pathetic
You've gotta let it go
Do you wanna get it for credit?
Forget it
Don't bet it
Call in the medic
It's pathetic
You've gotta let it go
Let's go
Rock show
C'mon
Rock show
Let's go
Rock show
Let's go
Rock show
Let's go
Rock show
C'mon
04 Set It Off (03:15)
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
You know it, you love it
You got it, you want it
You know it, you love it
You got it
You know it, you love it
You want it, you got it
You know it, you love it
You got it
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
05 Cum Undun (04:20)
You cum undun
'Cause of what you've done
This ain't no fun
Slashin' there with my tongue
Can't beat so
You let me go
You cum undun
You cum undun
'Cause of what you've done
You're damaged goods
Since you got your hooks
And you're still fuckin' crooks
'Cause of what you took
You cum undun (x5)
You got your hooks
You still fuckin' crooks
What you took
You're damaged goods
You cum undun
Slashin' there with my tongue
This ain't no fun
'Cause of what you've done
You cum undun (x2)
06 Diddle My Skittle (04:37)
You think I'm little
Wanna play me like a fiddle
I'm not so brittle
Come diddle my skittle 'cause there's only one peach
With the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
You think I'm little
Wanna play me like a fiddle
I'm not so brittle
Come diddle my skittle 'cause there's only one peach
With the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
You think I'm little
Wanna play me like a fiddle
I'm not so brittle
Come diddle my skittle 'cause there's only one peach
With the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
Hole in the middle
Yeah. Huh. Right. Peach. Huh. What? Right. Yeah
You think I'm little
Wanna play me like a fiddle
I'm not so brittle
Come diddle my skittle 'cause there's only one peach
With the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
07 Hot Rod (04:43)
You like it when I like you less
No caress
Just undress
You like it when we play hardcore
The panty-war
You get pussy galore
You like it when I turn your back
Give you no slack
The slack attack
You like it when we leave parts on
When we're getting it on
On and on and on
On and on and on
On and on and on
On and on and on
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
You like it when I like you less
No caress
Just undress
You like it when we play hardcore
The panty-war
Then you get pussy galore
You like it when I turn your back
Give you no slack
The slack attack
You like it when we leave parts on
When we're getting it on
On and on and on
On and on and on
On and on and on
On and on and on
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Huh. What? Show me what you got
Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got
Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got
Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got
Rub it against my thigh
You like it when I like you less
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
No caress, just undress
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
You like it when we play hardcore
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
The panty-war, then you get pussy galore
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
You like it when I turn your back
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
Give you no slap, the slap attack
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
You like it when we leave parts on
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
When weâ (TM)re getting it on, on and on and on
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
On and on and on
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
On and on and on
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
On and on and on
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
On and on
Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh
08 Lovertits (04:42)
One day, you're gonna have to go on with it
You're gonna have to live on with it
You're gonna have to give it up
One day, you're gonna have to get off with it
You're gonna have to go down on it
You're gonna have to get it up
Bye-bye babe
If you don't think I know what's right
'Cause one day, you're gonna have to lay down with it
You're gonna have to lay off with it
You're gonna have to lay it up
One day, you're gonna have to give up with it
You're gonna have to live up to it
You're gonna have to give it up
Hello babe
If you are ready, 'cause here we go with
What I need from you
What I need to show
I know you feel it
Yeah, you
One day, your gonna have to
Let's get over this
I'm your lovertits
Let's get over this
I'm your lovertits
Let's get over this
I'm your lovertits
Let's get over this
I'm your...
Let's get over this
I'm your lovertits
Let's get over this
I'm your lovertits
I'm your lovertits
I'm your lovertits, yeah
I'm your lovertits
I'm your...
I'm your...
I'm your...
09 Suck and Let Go (06:27)
Suck
Suck it up
Suck it all
Suck and let go
Suck
Suck it up
Suck it all
Suck and let go
Suck
Suck it all
Suck it up
Suck and let go
Suck and let go
Suck
Suck it up
Suck it all
Suck and let go
Suck
Suck it up
Suck it all
Suck and let go
Suck and let go
Suck and let go
Suck
Suck
Suck
Suck
Suck and let go
Suck and let go
Suck and let go
Suck and let go
10 Sucker (03:37)
Peaches - Sucker Lyrics
Thought you were a problem
Thought you were a problem
Thought you were a problem
And you're a stretcher case baby
Say you could kiss like a dream
Say your kisses like peaches and cream
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But while you're here
That don't mean a thing
'Cause you're a stretcher case baby
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
You're a stretcher case baby
Make a little floor for the 30 year old whore
Soon you'll be let out
Not for your ecstasy but
It's your autopsy
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
And you're a stretcher case baby
Sucker wanna pay so what do you say?
I'm gonna scream
You caught a brick in your face
That's why
You're a stretcher case baby
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
And you're a stretcher case baby
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
And you're a stretcher case baby
You
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Di SuperCheri
Peaches brandisce la sua sessualità come una clava.
Non è una semplice posa questo suo essere la bocca più oscena del rock n’roll.
