E un giorno arrivò Peaches, la Donna Nuova.

Il mio primo incontro con Peaches avvenne una notte in tv. C'era un video in cui una ragazza in hot pants rosa ballava e cantava, e, mentre faceva questo, le crescevano ciglia e capelli, e poco dopo i peli pubici, e in una maniera smisurata. Ho pensato. "mio dio". E non appena sugli scaffali di un negozio ho rivisto un cd con in copertina quegli stessi pantaloncini, ecco non ho potuto fare altro che comprarlo.

L'album in questione è l'opera prima di Peaches, "The teaches of Peaches" (perchè Peaches ha pure fatto la maestra, a Long Island) uscito per la Kitty Yo, sotto la supervisione delle Chicks on Speed (a cui Peaches ha prestato voce e chitarra nell'inno "We don't play guitars") e a Berlino, naturalmente.

Cosa ci trovate dentro:
una beatbox Roland modello vecchiotto, la MC5, il cui nome fa solo venire in mente belle cose. Chitarra, a volte. Batteria, sporadicamente. Vocetta impertienente. E idee, idee, idee, se un musicista medio avesse un terzo delle intuizioni di questa ragazza, allora ci farebbe almeno tre ellepì.

L'album si apre con "Fuck the pain away", la canzone del video, e sì, come avrete capito, Peaches non ha molti peli sulla lingua, e il pezzo è proprio bello, solo synth (piu' che minimale) e drum machine, ma la canzone c'è, eccome. Poi segue "Rock show" che è un garage-punk devastante, e dannatemente bello! Ce ne sono almeno altri due pezzi, in questo album, "Cum Undum" e "Sucker", tutti con Steve Keeping alla batteria, che la maggior parte dei garagisti pagherebbe oro per aver scritto, tanto sono... ganzi. Non so come meglio definirli.
E ti fa un pò pensare che pezzi così rock in realtà li ha scritti chi fa elettronica, è forse un segno dei tempi? Comunque, in "Sucker" la signorina canta "What a sucker/I want a sucker", così senza battere ciglio. Altri pezzi salienti del disco sono i pezzi piu' electro come "Hot Rod" e "Diddle my skittle", bellissimo nella sua piu' che semplicità.

L'apice Peaches lo tocca con "Lovertits", un pezzo dance-funk sudato e strappamutande, e qui davvero si salvi chi può. Una delle cose straordinarie di questa artista canadese è che davvero "brandisce la sua sessualità come una clava", ha detto qualcuno.
Non è una semplice posa questo suo essere la bocca piu' oscena del rock n'roll, e non è neanche un'ostentazione. Peaches parla di sesso come una bambina, in modo giocoso e scherzoso, e ci invita solo a parlarne, e a farne di piu'.

Il signore abbia in gloria questa ragazza.

Elenco tracce testi samples e video

01   Fuck the Pain Away (04:08)

Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

Huh? Right. What? Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

SIS IUD, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
What else in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

02   AA XXX (04:30)

Triple bypass at the double A, triple X
Here it comes
Make sure you can hear me before you speak up
All you motherfuckers step up

I like the innocent type
Deer in the headlight
Rocking me all night
Flexing his might
Doing it right
Keeping me tight
Taking a bite out of the peach tonight

I like the innocent type
Deer in the headlight
Rocking me all night
Flexing his might
Doing it right
Keeping me tight
Taking a bite out of the peach tonight

Consider my suspicion
Let’s see if my intuition
Has any volition
‘Cause I’m on a mission
For the omission, the competition
And the definition of my position
It’s bitching, it’s bitching, it’s bitching, it’s bitching

Consider my suspicion
Let’s see if my intuition
Has any volition
‘Cause I’m on a mission
For the omission, the competition
And the definition of my position
It’s bitching, it’s bitching, it’s bitching, it’s bitching

Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A

I like the innocent type
Deer in the headlight
Rocking me all night
Flexing his might
Doing it right
Keeping me tight
Taking a bite out of the peach tonight

I like the innocent type
Deer in the headlight
Rocking me all night
Flexing his might
Doing it right
Keeping me tight
Taking a bite out of the peach tonight

Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A

Yeah...There’s more

I’m hexed I’m vexed
I’m in the doubles text
Some people say that I put my self-perspective
I’m in the cervix, next

I’m hexed I’m vexed
I’m in the doubles text
Some people say that I put my self-perspective
I’m in the cervix

Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double A
Thinking triple X
Only double

Licky licky sucky
Nobody here can tell me they don’t wanna fucky fucky
Licky licky sucky
Nobody here can tell me they don’t wanna fucky fucky

Only double A
Thinking triple X
I’m only double A
But I’m thinking triple X
I’m only double A
But I’m…
Triple X double A
Triple X double A
Triple X double A
Triple X double...

Yeah, who’s gonna motherfucking stop me?
Hey motherfuckers step up
Who’s gonna motherfucking step up?

03   Rock Show (02:10)

Rock show
You came to see a rock show
A big gigantic cock show
You came to see it all
Rock show
You came to hear it
You came to sneer it
You came to do it all

Do you wanna get it for credit?
Forget it
Don't bet it
Call in the medic
It's pathetic
You've gotta let it go

Let's go
Rock show
C'mon

Rock show
You came to see a rock show
This ain't a fucking talk show
You came to see it all
Rock show
You came to fear it
You came to sear it
You came to do it all

Do you wanna get it for credit?
Forget it
Don't bet it
Call in the medic
It's pathetic
You've gotta let it go

Do you wanna get it for credit?
Forget it
Don't bet it
Call in the medic
It's pathetic
You've gotta let it go

Let's go
Rock show
C'mon

Rock show
Let's go
Rock show
Let's go
Rock show
Let's go
Rock show
C'mon

04   Set It Off (03:15)

Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right

Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right

C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off

You know it, you love it
You got it, you want it
You know it, you love it
You got it
You know it, you love it
You want it, you got it
You know it, you love it
You got it

Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right
Motherfuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right

C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off

C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off
C'mon let's set it off, C'mon let's set it off

05   Cum Undun (04:20)

You cum undun
'Cause of what you've done
This ain't no fun
Slashin' there with my tongue
Can't beat so
You let me go
You cum undun

You cum undun
'Cause of what you've done
You're damaged goods
Since you got your hooks
And you're still fuckin' crooks
'Cause of what you took
You cum undun (x5)

You got your hooks
You still fuckin' crooks
What you took
You're damaged goods
You cum undun
Slashin' there with my tongue
This ain't no fun
'Cause of what you've done
You cum undun (x2)

06   Diddle My Skittle (04:37)

You think I'm little
Wanna play me like a fiddle
I'm not so brittle
Come diddle my skittle 'cause there's only one peach
With the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle

There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
You think I'm little
Wanna play me like a fiddle
I'm not so brittle
Come diddle my skittle 'cause there's only one peach
With the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle

You think I'm little
Wanna play me like a fiddle
I'm not so brittle
Come diddle my skittle 'cause there's only one peach
With the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
Hole in the middle
Yeah. Huh. Right. Peach. Huh. What? Right. Yeah

You think I'm little
Wanna play me like a fiddle
I'm not so brittle
Come diddle my skittle 'cause there's only one peach
With the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle
There's only one peach with the hole in the middle

07   Hot Rod (04:43)

You like it when I like you less
No caress
Just undress
You like it when we play hardcore
The panty-war
You get pussy galore
You like it when I turn your back
Give you no slack
The slack attack
You like it when we leave parts on
When we're getting it on
On and on and on
On and on and on
On and on and on
On and on and on

Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad

You like it when I like you less
No caress
Just undress
You like it when we play hardcore
The panty-war
Then you get pussy galore
You like it when I turn your back
Give you no slack
The slack attack
You like it when we leave parts on
When we're getting it on
On and on and on
On and on and on
On and on and on
On and on and on

Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad
Come on - Hot rod - Give me - Your wad

Huh. What? Show me what you got
Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got
Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got
Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got
Rub it against my thigh
You like it when I like you less
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
No caress, just undress
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
You like it when we play hardcore
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
The panty-war, then you get pussy galore
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
You like it when I turn your back
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
Give you no slap, the slap attack
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
You like it when we leave parts on
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
When weâ (TM)re getting it on, on and on and on
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
On and on and on
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
On and on and on
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
On and on and on
(Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh)
On and on
Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh
Huh. What? Show me what you got. Rub it against my thigh

08   Lovertits (04:42)

One day, you're gonna have to go on with it
You're gonna have to live on with it
You're gonna have to give it up

One day, you're gonna have to get off with it
You're gonna have to go down on it
You're gonna have to get it up

Bye-bye babe
If you don't think I know what's right
'Cause one day, you're gonna have to lay down with it
You're gonna have to lay off with it
You're gonna have to lay it up

One day, you're gonna have to give up with it
You're gonna have to live up to it
You're gonna have to give it up

Hello babe
If you are ready, 'cause here we go with
What I need from you
What I need to show
I know you feel it
Yeah, you
One day, your gonna have to

Let's get over this
I'm your lovertits
Let's get over this
I'm your lovertits
Let's get over this
I'm your lovertits
Let's get over this
I'm your...

Let's get over this
I'm your lovertits
Let's get over this
I'm your lovertits
I'm your lovertits
I'm your lovertits, yeah
I'm your lovertits
I'm your...
I'm your...
I'm your...

09   Suck and Let Go (06:27)

Suck
Suck it up
Suck it all
Suck and let go

Suck
Suck it up
Suck it all
Suck and let go

Suck
Suck it all
Suck it up
Suck and let go

Suck and let go

Suck
Suck it up
Suck it all
Suck and let go

Suck
Suck it up
Suck it all
Suck and let go

Suck and let go
Suck and let go

Suck
Suck
Suck
Suck

Suck and let go
Suck and let go
Suck and let go
Suck and let go

10   Sucker (03:37)

Peaches - Sucker Lyrics
Thought you were a problem
Thought you were a problem
Thought you were a problem
And you're a stretcher case baby

Say you could kiss like a dream
Say your kisses like peaches and cream

Lyrics Provided By ZoneLyrics.net

But while you're here
That don't mean a thing
'Cause you're a stretcher case baby

Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
You're a stretcher case baby

Make a little floor for the 30 year old whore
Soon you'll be let out
Not for your ecstasy but
It's your autopsy

Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
And you're a stretcher case baby

Sucker wanna pay so what do you say?
I'm gonna scream
You caught a brick in your face
That's why
You're a stretcher case baby

Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
And you're a stretcher case baby
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
Thought you were a problem (problem)
And you're a stretcher case baby
You

11   Felix Partz (04:28)

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 Se dovessi raccontare questo disco in una sola parola non avrei dubbi: SESSOOOOO!

 Ehm, se dovessi raccontare questo disco in tre parole non avrei dubbi: un fottutissimo cd.