Per la mia ultima e definitiva Recensione sul qvesto agreste suolo ho deciso di affrontare a testa alta e senza rèmore un tema ostico quanto urgente: perché a novembre inoltrato nelle spinute pale ci sono ancora i fichi d'India?

Ah, no.. ho sbagliato sito!

A Voi, lì, volevo parlarVi di un'altra irta fazenda.

Le operazioni di raschio-del-fondo-del-consunto-barile per fini miserabilmente speculativi sono una tra le cose più abominevoli a cui l'arte in generale, e quindi per inclusione la musica, possa venir sottomessa.

E' anche vero che talvolta ci possono essere sono delle rare quanto sparute eccezioni.
Calma e gesso: non è questo il caso.

Il manufatto in questione, incluso in non so bene quale cofanetto natalizio/pasquale/trentennale risulta a tutti gli effetti un malcelato tentativo di raschio di fondo barileo, con una lieve ma sostanziale differenza: il barile in questo preciso caso è qualitativamente se non proprio ricolmo fino all'orlo, ancora dignitosamente pieno.

Una cosa è certa: sapere ché l'ultimo disco "consapevole" da loro pubblicato è quella cloaca minima dell'Unplugged Mtv è una questione che mi procura (moderata) noia.

Perché quel anemico teatrino, mortifero, asettico, emaciato, tossico ma anche asburgico non era altro che la rappresentazione plastica della fine annunciata che non avrebbe tardato troppo ad arrivare.
Per sfortuna loro e anche un po' nostra.

E' vero che col senno di poi siam tutti bravi.
Ma quel clima da obitorio tirato a lustro col Topexan è quanto di più lontano possa esserci da ciò che realmente sono stati musicalmente questi trè scapestrati.

Perché quelli comodamente adagiati negli sgabelli, con ceri e candele a far da corollario, non sono non erano e non saranno mai i Nirvana. Era la rappresentazione della bramosia famelica della loro etichetta unita alla loro scarsa lucidità artistica, sfruttata e vilipesa fino alla peggiore delle conseguenze.

Questa cosa non la dico io che non sono nessuno: ma può dirla, a chi avrà la pazienza di ascoltarlo, efficacemente l'ascolto di questo ottimo e abbondante documento d'archivio che li ritrae on stage giusto qualche anno prima.

Non discuto che l'Unplugged possa anche piacere per i motivi più disparati e qua non si tratta nemmeno di voler parlar "male" di chi non c'è più o accanirsi fuori tempo massimo con un disco/dvd che ha venduto cento migliardi di copie.

Però lo trovo sia necessario che giusto: e solo per rendere loro il giusto mèrito.

Soprattutto per chi è incartapecorito più o meno come il sottoscritto e che magari ha avuto la fortuna di incrociare le loro risolute traiettorie soniche ergo apprezzarli a partire da quel nervoso 45 giri d'esordio che venne pubblicato nel 1988 in semi-clandestinità, come tanti dell'epoca, tramite la semi-sconosciuta Subpop.

Questo concerto risale al 1991; è stato appena pubblicato quello che diverrà nel breve volgere di qualche mese uno dei dischi spartiacque più importanti - non tanto o solo per la qualità dei pezzi, ma proprio per la funzione che volontariamente o meno ha esercitato - degli anni novanta e a seguire.

In questo davvero intenso e banalmente bel concerto il trio regala svariate versioni urgentissime di pezzi estratti dal disco all'epoca appena uscito, dal lavoro d'esordio "Bleach" e dall'EP ancora precedente "Blew".

Ciliegiona sulla torta: la qualità di registrazione è una meraviglia e sfiora decisamente l'eccellenza.

Il materiale più datato e spigoloso, forse perché maggiormente rodato on stage o forse in virtù del fatto chè si tratta del loro disco che io prediligo, è quello che mi regala maggiori e più intense soddisfazioni:

la cover perfetta di "Love Buzz", la ultra-paranoica "Blew", la tumultuosa "Negative Creep", il monolite assoluto "School" e il ballabile dalla Romagna che corrisponde al titolo di "Floyd The Barber", sono solo alcune tra le luminossisime saette che hanno increspato il plumbeo cielo della serata e quelle che a parer mio rappresentano al meglio ciò che erano, sono e saranno sempre questi trè indimenticati, smandrappati, buzzurri del millennio scorso.

In sintesi: son qvesti i Nirvana givsti!

Elenco tracce e testi

01   Lithium (00:00)

I'm so happy 'cause today
I found my friends...
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you...
We broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care...
And I'm not scared
Light my candles, in a daze
'Cause I've found god
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah

I'm so lonely, that's okay, I shaved my head...
And I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard...
But I'm not sure
I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there...
But I don't care
I'm so horny, that's okay...
My will is good
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah

I like it - I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

I like it - I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

I'm so happy 'cause today
I've found my friends...
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you ...
We broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care...
And I'm not scared
Light my candles, in a daze
'Cause I've found god
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah


I like it - I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

I like it - I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

02   Smells Like Teen Spirit (00:00)

Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah
Hey
Yay

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah
Hey
Yay

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, never mind

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
A denial
A denial
A denial
A denial
A denial
A denial
A denial
A denial
A denial

03   Endless, Nameless (00:00)

Silence, here I am.
Here I am, silent.
Bright and clear, it's what I am.
I have died.

Mother,
Mother,
Mother,
Mother.

Death with violence,
Excitement right here.
Died, go to hell.
Here I am right here.

No mas,
No mas,
No mas,
No mas.

Death is what I am.
Go to hell, go to jail,
In back of that crime.
Here I am, take a chance.

Dead!
Die!

04   Negative Creep (00:00)

This is out of our reach
This is out of our reach
This is out of our reach and it's grown
This is getting to be
This is getting to be
This is getting to be drone
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned
And I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep and I'm

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more

This is out of our range
This is out of our range
This is out of our range and it's crude
This is getting to be
This is getting to be
This is getting to be like drone
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned
And I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep and I'm

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more

Fuck!
Yeah!
Drone!
Stoned!

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more

05   Jesus Doesn’t Want Me for a Sunbeam (00:00)

06   Sliver (00:00)

Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go

Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meats too good

Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

She said, well, don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I killed my toe

Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms

Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone

07   Blew (00:00)

If you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
If you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
If you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
If you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

If you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
If you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
If you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
If you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain
Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

Is there another reason for your stain
Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

You could do anything
You could do anything
You could do anything
You could do anything
You could do anything
You could do anything
You could do anything
You could do anything

08   Drain You (00:00)

One baby to another says -
I'm lucky to've met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
I travel through a tube
And end up in your infection

Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you

With eyes so dilated,
I've become your pupil
You've taught me everything
Without a poison apple
The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student
Indebted and so grateful -
Vacuum out the fluids

Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you

One baby to another says -
I'm lucky to have met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
I travel through a tube
And end up in your infection

Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
Sloppy lips to lips
You're my vitamins
I like you

09   About a Girl (00:00)

I need an easy friend.
I do, with an ear to lend
I do, think you fit this shoe
I do, but you have a clue

I'll take advantage
While you hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night for free
I do

I'm standing in your line
I do, hope you have the time
I do, pick a number two
I do, keep a date with you

I'll take advantage
While you hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night for free
I do

I need an easy friend
I do, with an ear to lend
I do, think you fit this shoe
I do, but you have a clue

I'll take advantage
While you hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
No, I can't see you every night for free

I do, I do, I do, I do

10   Territorial Pissings (00:00)

Come on people now, smile on your brother and
everybody get together, try to love one another right now

When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions

Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman


Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm there
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you

Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm there
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm there
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

11   Breed (00:00)

I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
Care if it's old
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
Mind, don't have a mind
Get away
Get away
Get away
Get away
Away, away from your home
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
Afraid, afraid of a ghost

Even if you have
Even if you need
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed
We could plant a house
We could build a tree
I don't even care
We could have all three
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said

I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
Care if it's old
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
Mind, I don't have a mind
Get away
Get away
Get away
Get away
Away, away from your home
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
Afraid, afraid of a ghost

Even if you have
Even if you need
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed
We can plant a house
We can build a tree
I don't even care
We could have all three
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said

Even if you have
Even if you need
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed
We can plant a house
We can build a tree
I don't even care
We could have all three

She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said .. good!

12   School (00:00)

Won't you believe, it's just my luck
Won't you believe, it's just my luck
Won't you believe, it's just my luck
Won't you believe, it's just my luck

No recess
No recess
No recess
No recess

Won't you believe, it's just my luck
Won't you believe, it's just my luck
Won't you believe, it's just my luck
Won't you believe, it's just my luck

No recess
No recess
No recess
No recess

You're in high school again
You're in high school again
You're in high school again
You're in high school again
You're in high school again
You're in high school again
You're in high school again
You're in high school again

No recess
No recess
No recess
No recess
No recess
No recess
No recess

13   Polly (00:00)

Polly wants a cracker
Think I should get off her first
Think she wants some water
To put out the blow torch

Isn't me
Have a seat
Let me clip
Dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut Yourself
Want some help
Please myself
Got some rope
Have been told
Promise you
Heaven True
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
Please myself

Polly wants a cracker
Maybe she would like some food
She asked me to untie her
A chase would be nice for a few

Isn't me
Have a seat
Let me clip
Dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
Please myself
Got some rope
Have been told
Promise you
Have been true
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
Please myself

Polly said
Polly says her back hurts
She's just as bored as me
She caught me off my guard
Amazes me the will of instinct

Isn't me
Have a seat
Let me clip
Dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
Please myself
Got some rope
Have been told
Promise you
Have been true
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
Please myself

14   Aneurysm (00:00)

Come on over, and do the twist, ah-ha
Over-do it, and have a fit, ah-ha
Love you so much, it makes me sick, ah-ha
Come on over and, do the twist, ah-ha

Beat the outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat the outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat the outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat the outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat the outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat the outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat me outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat me outta me

Come on over, and do the twist, ah-ha
Over-do it, and have a fit, ah-ha
Love you so much, it makes me sick, ah-ha
Come on over, and shoot the shit, ah-ha

Beat me outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat me outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat me outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat me outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat me outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat me outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat me outta me (beat it, beat it)
Beat me outta me

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart

15   Rape Me (00:00)

Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me my friend

Am I the only one?
Am I the only one?
Am I the only one?
Am I the only one?

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn

Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Rape me!
Rape me!
Rape me!
Rape me!
Rape me!
Rape me!
Rape me!
Rape me!
Rape me!

16   Breed (00:00)

I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
Care if it's old
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
Mind, don't have a mind
Get away
Get away
Get away
Get away
Away, away from your home
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
Afraid, afraid of a ghost

Even if you have
Even if you need
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed
We could plant a house
We could build a tree
I don't even care
We could have all three
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said

I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
Care if it's old
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind
Mind, I don't have a mind
Get away
Get away
Get away
Get away
Away, away from your home
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
I'm afraid
Afraid, afraid of a ghost

Even if you have
Even if you need
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed
We can plant a house
We can build a tree
I don't even care
We could have all three
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said

Even if you have
Even if you need
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed
We can plant a house
We can build a tree
I don't even care
We could have all three

She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said .. good!

17   Territorial Pissings (00:00)

Come on people now, smile on your brother and
everybody get together, try to love one another right now

When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions

Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman


Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm there
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you

Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm there
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm there
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait

18   Floyd the Barber (00:00)

Bell door on clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's clutch

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

19   Love Buzz (00:00)

Would you believe me when I tell you
You are the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems

Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?

Would you believe me when I do you
You are the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems

Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?

20   Been a Son (00:00)

She should have stayed away from friends.
She should have had more time to spend.
She should have died when she was born.
She should have worn the crown of thorns.

She should have been a son.
She should have been a son.
She should have been a son.
She should have been a son.

She should have made her mother proud.
She should have stood out in a crowd.
She should have had another chance.
She should have fallen on her stance.

She should have been a son.
She should have been a son.
She should have been a son.
She should have been a son.

She should have stayed away from friends.
She should have had more time to spend.
She should have died when she was born.
She should have worn the crown of thorns.

She should have been a son.
She should have been a son.
She should have been a son.

21   On a Plain (00:00)

I'll start this off without any words.
I got so high that I scratched 'till I bled.

I love myself better than you.
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The finest day that I ever had,
Was when I learned to cry on command.

I love myself better than you.
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
I'm on a plain, I can't complain.
I'm on a plain.

My mother died every night.
It's safe to say, don't quote me on that.

I love myself better than you.
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The black sheep got blackmailed again.
Forgot to put on the zip code.

I love myself better than you.
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
I'm on a plain, I can't complain.
I'm on a plain.

Somewhere I have heard this before,
In a dream my memory has stored.
As a defense, I'm neutered and spayed.
What the hell am I trying to say?

It is now time to make it unclear,
To write off lines that don't make sense.

I love myself better than you.
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

One more special message to go,
And then I'm done, then I can go home.

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
I'm on a plain, I can't complain.
I'm on a plain, I can't complain.
I'm on a plain, I can't complain.
I'm on a plain, I can't complain.

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