"Heavy as a really heavy thing", pubblicato nel 1995 e da poco ristampato con quattro bonus tracks, è il debut cd di una delle band più innovative ed estreme di sempre, gli Strapping Young Lad, capitanata da quel folle genio di Devin Townsend.
Reduce dall'esperienza come singer per Steve Vai nell'album "Sex and religion", l'allora giovane Devin decide di formare una band tutta sua, così avvalendosi dell'aiuto di molti musicisti, tra cui Adrian Smith alle percussioni e Jed Simon alla chitarra (unico componente rimasto in line-up della formazione di allora), compone una demo di 6 pezzi (alcuni dei quali sarebbero poi finiti in progetti solisti) destinata alle etichette discografiche e da' inizio al suo progetto. Grazie a questa demo Devin riesce a ottenere un contratto con la Century media e a pubblicare così il primo lavoro di quella che sarà la sua creatura più fortunata. Questo "HAARHT" si discosta non poco da tutte le release successive della band, infatti a differenza di album come "SYL" o "Alien" qui abbiamo la totale assenza di elementi Death/Black, mentre a prevalere sono le influenze industrial date dai gruppi che Devin ascoltava allora (Grotus, Cop Shoot Cop, Fear Factory). L'unico album accostabile è il successivo "City", capolavoro della band, dove abbiamo la perfetta evoluzione delle sonorità di "HAARHT", portate in una dimensione più matura e completa.
Le atmosfere Cyber-thrash e industriali di "City" infatti le troviamo subito nell'opener di questo primo lavoro ,"SYL", una delle migliori canzoni di sempre degli Strapping, dove alla parte schizoide iniziale si contrappone la bellissima apertura vocale di Devin nel ritornello. Molto bella e strana anche la successiva "In the rainy season" dall'incedere ipnotico e allucinatorio. Da citare anche "Happy Camper", il pezzo con il cantato più schizofrenico e folle che abbia mai sentito. Altro elemento fondamentale di questo disco sono i testi molto ironici, che tendono a dissacrare i soliti clichè metal, come si può notare da titoli come "Satan's ice cream truck" e "Cod Metal King".
Infine album consigliatissimo a chi adora l'industrial, visto che si troverà ad ascoltare uno dei migliori album del genere, disco fondamentale invece per i fans della band in questione.
Elenco tracce e testi
02 In the Rainy Season (04:37)
drive,
he's trying,
to tempt me, take me, down me, rape me, fuck her...
fuck yourself, you'll never take me live,
goddamn this sun,
go, he's not the one
take this away... july, july, july
bring me rain.
drive,
keep calm,
these are only just illusions
and whatever has been said
it has now gone completely wrong
but keep your head, don't freak...
keep your eyes upon the road,
and just don't think about that room... oh holy fuck
oh holy fuck, oh holy fuck
goddamn this heat
christ, goddamn this shit
take this away... july, july, july
bring me rain
he said "i know that you know that i am the one"
"you know that i've found a way..."
don't die on me, don't leave me alone!!!
give me this chance and i'll make it the last,
i will never succumb
i will never succumb
03 Goat (03:30)
work expectations bind the holy to the wrong
reflecting what they'll never be
sing out, pay out another day has come and gone
get used to the feeling of rotting
just watch it, goat boy
you watch it, you're a goat
down in the rust steel yard a goat boy loses limb
no need to feed old nan and kids
old buck he pumps it up, to keep his life from getting low
then back to compo when he's home
just watch the goat boy
just watch it, you're a goat
let me hear the goat boy talk!
don't judge me, goat boy
you watch it, you're a goat.
05 Happy Camper (Carpe B.U.M.) (03:00)
you pretentious fucking losers
you've got nothing at all
you've got your fingers in your asshole
and your hand on the call
and you talk such fucking horseshit
that it's hard to believe
that you almost make careers out of being naive
you, you are a fucker coz you sold my guitar
you, you are a fucker, seeking fortune in bars
you, you are a fucker, coz you say such stupid shit
i've got a better line in pocket lint
than what you've done with it
so if you are an asshole who pretends to be a friend
then get your ass in music, you'll be set to the end, ending,
and now you've got the nerve to ask me about my temper?
why yes, i have become a fucking happy camper!
i hate your fucking faces and your trendy cut hair,
i hate the fact you think your job will go anywhere
because it's use is just the same as what i shit into the bowl
just like the mess between your ears is like the mess in my hole
i hate your loser friends who only come out when it's right
i hate that when it's down you run instead of fight
i'm set to think you lot in life to test the stronger ones
will just require some chicken shit and also sneakers for the run.
i dig it away, the shit you puked instead of swallowed,
in an attempt to try and find the dick instead of the load,
so when you move and stand aside my mood will hamper,
and yes, i will become a fucking happy camper!
stuck in endless winter with your press to keep you sane
wait for useless numbers to grow useful once again
where the heat will come again, your flaw grows sick,
your flaw will send, the shit you call your business
to the place that is your end
stuck in the winter, cold and wet,
your stupid friends have come and went
and you've left behind your idiot job,
and it's far from a prize, you fucking dink
...your'e a fucking dink...yeah!
...how's this for punk? dink!!!
...suck my cock , you pathetic excuse for a human being...
you're a neurotic, homophobic, racist dork... you've also got a lot
of balls to dick with someone else's life, you fucking pseudo ghetto
"boy in the hood" middle class white spoiled rotten bored "gangsta"
wanna-be hunk of regenerated red neck bullshit! thank christ you don't
have to rely on that staggering intellect or dynamic personality to
intimidate others, shit for brains. shut the fuck up, and get out of
your parent's house and get a real job, you putz, and for god's sake,
quit being such a fucking sheep!!! now grow the hell up!!!...dink.
i let it get me down because you're in it for the glory
and i'd rather leave with reason than go dying for a story
and this whole l.a. rock thing
that the malls are buying up
it doesn't work, it doesn't work,
it's so inbred i might throw up...
and now i'm put into the middle
with the contracts and the bunk, and i always end up
hearing "hey, man, punk... let's have more punk!"
so here i am to do a favour, save some hassle kiss and tell,
that either way my music's shit and it ain't ever going to sell
so if you've got the gall to take this shit blown up your ass
and youv'e got the cash and balls to pump the same crap out in mass
then hell, i'll stand aside and with your plans i'll never tamper
i'll sit and write you songs and be a fucking happy camper.
yeah, send me out a contract and in clauses you will lurk
the smaller points so i can give it all and save you work
you say an album's not an album without issues left to hamper...
well then, fuck,
...i guess i am a fucking
...happy
...fucking
...camper
06 Critic (04:07)
all is calm, and all is right
you took the call, you took the fight
i'm finished here, i'm on to the next
this time, this time, this time, this time, you call
all you are, is all you are
all is cold, and all is dead
it's time, it's time, i need, i need you
mora
help me end my nights in here
and help me get this water clear
all is calm and all is lost
you call, you call, you call, you call me
mora
critic... you're the critic... you're the critic
in the night i lay awake
i know it's cheating baby,
but i know i have a right
and in the dawn i see the question
a bleeding wrong forcing right
sometimes night i can't stop thinking
and i'm calling it a soul strike
08 Skin Me (03:29)
sit here
blue light
washed out
borrowed
pin me up and boil
welcome to the wrong
...skin me...
silent filter
sucks in the resting
whipping
children
posture frozen god.
hungry muted nations
...skin me...
it's just a feeling i have
it's like a feeling of death
you can't be in it for the cash
you must be in it for life
and if your houses i need
and if the payment is real
and if your mind is at ease
that is the death of music
09 Drizzlehell (03:09)
i watch the way you move,
and i count by the way you press your eyes
and by the little things that put you down,
ride the rails to where you are - help me thank you all,
let me fuck you all, and by the way you bitch and masturbate,
the bold ones carry on and on the way your prayer come up
and have fun - the way to carry on
i'm a dog, i know, i'm a dog
it's the only way, it's the corner stay
push the freight along and grant them all their little
goddamn shitty things
in the light it grows, slower than before,
"ten-four, they've got to burn, the 9.3 will come to carry on..."
gimme some of your good loving,
i need your good loving
dog, i'm a dog, i know i'm a dog,
i'm a dog, i know i'm a dog...
oh, elvis yer just standin' there and completely naked
and i's jest thinkin' to m'self
"goddamn-it boy! you've come a quite a little while for
such a little country doggie..."
and now he's touching himself in private
how may people do you know who can make it through
life without ever buying a goddamn vowel
Carico i commenti... con calma
