Se il figliol prodigo dovesse partire per lande desolate, buie e tempestose che fare? Abbandonare il buon vecchio dollaro e rinchiudersi in un puro autolesionistico silenzio da eremita o tentare lo stesso di accapararsi le uova con bacon? Il buon scimmiotto Freddy, ha scelto la seconda strada, non completamente però. Perchè se da una parte il portafoglio gli ha dato ragione, il mondo intero gli è venuto addosso. Poverino però. Perchè lui ci ha provato a bazzicare su vari territori, dando un pizzico di qualcosa qua e la....
Insomma un risultato molto vario, si diceva. Se prima era un divertente e fracassone gigante peloso che si divertiva a imitare Bender, il Freddy del 2003 (in poi) tenta di darsi una minima parvenza di serietà, sbaciucchiando a petto nudo qua e la una Halle Berry di turno, o cavalcandosi spensieratamente una fanciulla, riprendendo il tutto con una videocamera digitale, passata poi dalle mani del nemico (o come direbbe il buon Teo, dello Gnu). Si avete capito, il vecchio Fred ci ricasca ogni volta. Però è divertente.
Allora cosa ci offre nel lontano a.d. 2003? Se la baracconata parte fracassona, con qualche urlo da gorilla pugnalato qua e la, il circo delle stelle termina all'acqua di rose. La radio è morta ci ricorda, e se qualche maniaco ti venisse in contro con una mazza da baseball e te la tirasse sulla testa? Poco importa se si passa dalla scialba e malinconica imitazione di Kurt Cobain (Down Another Day), allo spensierato duetto con il cane dalle due G (D OOOU Double G), perchè il tutto riusulta molto divertente. Determinante la ballata (presa in prestito da qualcuno...) dagli occhi blu, con un fantomatico scratch che recita "discover L-I-M-P, check it", si insomma quando vuole il ragazzotto ci sa fare. Perchè lui, credetemi si impegna, povera stella....
Mezzo pop, mezzo rap, mezzo Hip, un pò metal (poco poco), questo risultato vario scorre via leggero e saporito, come il cacio sui maccheroni. Forse il lavoro più sincero che il buon Freddy abbia mai partorito. E se questo è una piccola luce in una nube scura, il successivo Ep, si insomma l'indomandabile verità, sarà una pura pantalonata (il povero Zach De La Rocha chiederà i diritti d'autore).
Eh si il buon vecchio Durst, con questo "Results May Vary" ha esaurito tutte le sue caramelle.
Meglio che tornerà a "check-up the melody".
Elenco tracce testi e video
01 Re-Entry (02:37)
Step right up
Step right up, everyone
Wether your good or bad
Happy or sad
Wether your an emotional wreck
Or a glisfull speck in this black hole of an existence
We call life
Step right up
and witness something
you'll be soon to never forget
Feast your ears on the most ferociously
soothing ways of sonic communication
to ever be created
Built for you by the MASTER
*HEYYYYYYYY*
Built for you by the MA
*Hey shut up already, what is it ?!*
What is it?
*Uh, yeah dog, what is it*
What is IT ?!?
*Dude chill man*
IT... Is Limp... Bizkit...
All around the world you know me
All around the world we know you
All around the world you know me
All around the world we know you
02 Eat You Alive (03:57)
Hey you,
Miss I-don't-know-what-the-fuck-your-name-is,
I'm drawn to you.
Something's magnetic here.
If I could approach you
or even get close to the scent
that you left behind, I'd be fine
No doubt now (no doubt)
you bring out (bring out)
the an-i-mal inside
I'll EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'll eat you alive.....
I'll EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'll eat you alive......
Hey you,
Miss. too-good-to-look-my-way
and that's cool you want nothing at all to do with me.
But I want you,
ain't nothing wrong with wanting you cause
I'm a man and I can think what the hell I want,
you got that straight?
No doubt now (no doubt),
I'd love to (id love)
sniff on them panties now.
I'll EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'll eat you alive.....
I'll EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'll eat you alive......
I'm sorry. So sorry (damn, you're so hot!!)
Your beauty is so vain (damn you're so hot!!)
it drives me,yes it drives me (damn your so hot)
absolutely insane
I just want to look at you
I just want to look at you, look at you all day
I just want to look at you, I just want to look at you all day
There ain't nothing wrong, no. There aint nothing wrong with that.
Once you seepin (once you seep in)
Under myskin (under my skin)
There's nothing (nothing) theres nothing (nothing)
In this world that could wash you away (wash you away)
Once you seepin (once you seep in)
Under myskin (under my skin)
There's nothing (nothing) theres nothing (nothing)
In this world that could wash you away (wash you away)
I'm sorry. So sorry (damn, you're so hot!!)
Your beauty is so vain(damn you're so hot!!)
it drives me,yes it drives me(damn your so hot)
absolutely insane
I'll EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'll eat you alive.....
I'll EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'll eat you alive......
I'll EAT YOU ALIVE!
03 Gimme the Mic (03:05)
hold up
it's the motherfuckin� concrete
suicidal nightshift loaded with a vice grip
poppin� all you copies
who keep waterin� down shit
thinking you can rap with that artificial outfit
your baggy pants and bottle of crack hits
fuck all of that shit
fuck all of you posers
let go of the mic kid
step into a world that you've never seen
when i'm feeding for a microphone
i'm a microphone fiend
*mic, mic, microphone fiend
mic-mic, mic, microphone fiend
mic, microphone fiend... fiend... fiend*
bring on the motherfuckin� cutthroat,
territorial piss off
spit the deadly and ready for lift-off
who's getting their shit tossed?
is it the one kid running his mouth
that he's sucking his thumb with?
you're damn straight
i'll put it right in 'em
no anti-venom for the buck-buck
see a world that you've never seen
when i'm fiening for a microphone,
i'm a microphone fiend
*mic, mic, microphone fiend
mic-mic, mic, microphone fiend
mic, microphone fiend... fiend... fiend*
give me a motherfuckin� mic y'all
give me a mic y'all
give me a mic so i can rock it right y'all
i'm out of sight y'all
i'm out of sight y'all
i'm out of sight when i'm blowin� up the mic y'all
you know it
you know it
hold up,
check out the motherfuckin� tv
same song, same bands everyday, fuck that
i'll blow those motherfuckers away, you wantin�
to hear some heavy ass metal that can
penetrate deep into your ear drums?
turn it up, motherfucker
turn it up, motherfucker
turn it up and step into a world that you've never seen
when i'm fiening for a microphone,
i'm a microphone fiend
give me a motherfuckin� mic y'all
give me a mic y'all
give me a mic so i can rock it right y'all
i'm out of sight y'all
i'm out of sight y'all
i'm out of sight when i'm blowin� up the mic y'all
you know it
you know it
it's a crazy crazy world playing crazy
crazy shit on this crazy radio, I'm really sick of it
I'm a crazy crazy man
with a crazy crazy plan
to destroy all you crazy ass wannabe ba-ba-ba-bands
give me a motherfuckin� mic y'all
give me a mic y'all
give me a mic so i can rock it right y'all
i'm out of sight y'all
i'm out of sight y'all
i'm out of sight when i'm blowin� up the mic y'all
(repeat 1x)
you know it!
04 Underneath the Gun (05:42)
go (echoes)
I stare into space
and hope we are not alone
I am searching for something
that is better than home
I've been working so hard
stress is tremendous
and pressure is endless
no one on this planet
like me to be friend's with
I been working so hard
I been working so hard
I'm underneath the sun
I'm underneath the gun
I'm losing my mind
and I know there's no remedy
think I'm a failure
who's livin' on memories
I been working so hard
loneliness can't be
cured from no medicine
look to the stars
so they'll straighten my head again
I been working so hard
I been working so hard
I'm underneath the sun
I'm underneath the gun
chourus
Im a fool to think the blame goes away
such a fool to take the blame and run away
sometimes I beat up myself
I block my own way
I cloud all my thoughts
please go away
oh nevermind please
I'm cheking out now
won't ever come back, now
that my life doesnt exist
yeah, you're right
how does it feel to be right?
knowing that I was rong
nothing is right when you're wrong
yea, you're right
how does it feel to be right?
knowing that I was wrong
nothing is right when you're wrong
I'm underneath the sun
I'm underneath the gun
06 Almost Over (04:38)
Learn how to rap as a little boy
took a lot of crap as a little boy
always had to fight back as a little boy
always under attack as a little boy
never got good grades as a little boy
I was locked in a cage as a little boy
Still I never was afraid as a little boy
I was feeling my rage as a little boy
It's time to blow their minds...
Learn how to lose as an older man
sang a lot of blues as an older man
but I saw it all through as an older man
put together my crew as an older man
felt a lot of pain as an older man
I established my name as an older man
people piss on my game as an older man
ain't nothin' gonna change as an older man
It's time to blow their minds now baby
It's time to blow their minds now baby
I'm on my grind now baby
Y'all know it's my time now baby
come on'
Chorus
Who that is? What it say? (x3)
What it look like?
What it look like baby?
Who that is? What it say? (x3)
What it look like?
What it look like baby?
Got treated like a clown as a little boy
kept my feet on the ground as a little boy
when you're living in a dream as a little boy
ain't nothin' like it seems as a little boy
I was hatin' on the world as a little boy
I was lovin' all the girls as a little boy
I was into punk rock as a little boy
I was breaking non-stop as a little boy
It's time to blow their minds...
Got treated like a chump as an older man
Mixing rock with the funk as an older man
learned what a girl was as an older man
now I know how to love as an older man
but I'm still a big kid as an older man
and I'd much rather give as an older man
still I'm singing in the rain as an older man
ain't nothin' gonna change as an older man
It's time to blow their minds now baby
It's time to blow their minds now baby
I'm on my grind now baby
Y'all know it's my time now baby
come on'
Chorus
Who that is? What it say? (x3)
What it look like?
What it look like baby?
Who that is? What it say? (x3)
What it look like?
What it look like baby?
My life is one big dream
I'm lost in what it means
Don't wake me up 'cuz it's almost over
these voices in my mind
keep tellin' me it's time
to wake me up 'cuz it's almost over
It's time to blow their minds now baby
It's time to blow their minds now baby
I'm on my grind now baby
Y'all know it's my time now baby (x2) come on'
Chorus
Who that is? What it say? (x3)
What it look like?
What it look like baby?
My life is one big dream
I'm lost in what it means
Don't wake me up 'cuz it's almost over
these voices in my mind
keep tellin' me it's time
to wake me up 'cuz it's almost over
Chorus
Who that is? What it say? (x3)
What it look like?
What it look like baby?
07 Build a Bridge (03:56)
Build a bridge to your mind
Takes me there everytime
Lay it all on the line
There's a way
Build a bridge, make a path
Overlook the aftermath
Make my tears be your bath
There's a way
Only'd if you take a ride
Go with me to the other side
CHORUS
Even though its gonna crumble down
I'll keep building till you come around
Even though its gonna fall apart
Break my heart
I'll keep building till I die
Build a bridge of memories
Stretch it out over seas
To the end of the world
There's a way
Build a bridge made of pains
Send my longing down the drain
Have no reasons to complain
There's a way
Only'd if you take a ride
Go with me to the other side
Chorus
Wait...wait for me...
Wait...please wait for me...
Wait...wait for me...
wait...please wait for me...
Chorus
10 Let Me Down (04:16)
Heartbreak is a headache,
Like a toothache or an earthquake.
Spontaneous combustion
Leaves a taste that so disgustin'
And it wont go away too fast
I'm a window made of broken glass
I've never needed anything,
Anything but you
And that's whats wrong
That's what i get
For feeling this
Anyway...
Just let me know
All I'll miss
When I'm gone
Chorus:
Just throw it all away... you let me down
Like everybody says... you let me down
Write me off like yesterday... you let me down
Oh, I guess that you not good enough to be with me
Rumors are tumors
Of the sink and mainly useless
When you come to me with these things
It's the shit that I can't deal with
Still I gave you all of me,
Faithfulness and honesty
Prayed for God to bring you near,
Along with all these tears.
And that's what wrong
That's what I get
For feeling this
Anyway... just let me know
All I miss
When I'm gone
Chorus
I'd like to thank you
For lettin' me know I can feel this way
Feel this way
For lettin' me know I can feel
Chorus (x2)
11 Lonely World (04:33)
Who's the man (th-th-man-the man in the middle)
Who's the man (th-th-man-the man in the middle)
Who's the man (th-th-man-the man in the middle)
Who's the man (th-th-man-the man in the middle)
When I reminisce
Ignorance was bliss
Back in the days where the magic exists
Never be the same as it was 'cause the way it was
Just another day in the maze of a myth
Had a lot of fun living life on the run
Never had a chance to pause to get a better glance
Everything was free and everything was fast
Never even thought it wouldn't last
When you got the mind of a man in the middle
Life is just a big fat riddle
So figure it out
Always thinking that you know
Every little thing there is to know
But you don't really know (you know)
It's like love
Some people get it
For some it's just a glove that just never fitted
For me it's just a pain in the ass
But I'm addicted to the taste
of hoping it could last
Another day
Another night
Inside a lonely world
Another game
Another fight
Inside a lonely world
Another wrong
Another right
Inside a lonely world
Such a lonely world
Such a lonely world
Who's the man (th-th-man-the man in the middle)
Who's the man (th-th-man-the man in the middle)
Who's the man (th-th-man-the man in the middle)
Who's the man (th-th-man-the man in the middle)
Maybe I'm a target for people that are bitter
At least I can say that I never been a quitter
I remember high school; man I hated high school
It was like prison
With bullies always putting me down
Just a little skater boy they could pick on
I learned to forgive them; now I got the balls they can lick on
I loved sneaking out when my momma's asleep
With my gothic girlfriend, making love in the creek
With the mind of a man in the middle
It could be the end of the world as we know it
Still I never want it all and I never want it now
I just wanna cruise if I lose then I'll figure it out
How the time flies, even with the blink of an eye
When your young you absorb like a sponge in the skies
Then you get a little older and gather your thoughts
It's amazing what you learn when you never been taught, y'know
Another day
Another night
Inside a lonely world
Another game
Another fight
Inside a lonely world
Another wrong
Another right
Inside a lonely world
Such a lonely world
Such a lonely world
No matter how hard I can try inside a lonely world
No one can hear me when I cry inside a lonely world
I'll never know the reasons why inside a lonely world
Such a lonely world (such a lonely world)
No matter how hard I can try inside a lonely world
No one can hear me when I cry inside a lonely world
I'll never know the reasons why inside a lonely world
Such a lonely world (such a lonely world)
Another day
Another night
Inside a lonely world
Another game
Another fight
Inside a lonely world
Another wrong
Another right
Inside a lonely world
Such a lonely world
Such a lonely world
Who's the man (in such a lonely world)
Who's the man (in such a lonely world)
Who's the man (in such a lonely world)
Who's the man (in such a lonely world)
(In such a lonely world)
(In such a lonely world)
(In such a lonely world)
(In such a lonely world)
(Such a lonely world)
(Such a lonely world)
12 Phenomenon (03:59)
are you ready?
oooh c'mon
ain't it funny how time flies, huh?
out of sight, out of mind (yeah right)
once again back its the incredible
sublimial the infredible d
once down in the dirt,
now i ain't even gotta shave
when im goin to work uh,
aight, looks like im drinkin tonight,
tomorrow i'll be sippin' on some pedialite (c'mon)
rock, rock to the planet rock, don't stop (c'mon) x2
ain't it funny how time flies, huh?
chit chatter, that shit don't matter
check the flow, i organically grow,
like the weed i for sheezy, be letting ya know
ooh... yeah, kinda feelin' horny,
who that is? what it say? what it look like?
"20 eyes in my head" misfit,
and i ain't never gonna change. (c'mon)
chorus
... .don't think you know
what the hell i'm all about
(phenomenon, something like a phenomenon)
... .dont think you got
my shit all figured out
(phenomenon, something like a phenomenon)
i'm a make ya bounce ba bounce
ma ma ma move ma move
ba ba ba break you off
a little somethin' like this
(x)
ok chaps, let's take it from the top, go
all you hollywood rockstars
hollywood ass, wishin' you had big cash
rollin' like your pimpin'
but ain't really got shit goin'
'cuz you ain't limpin' like the bizkit
you're just sitten' on the sidelines
you just fake kid, if there's a title then i'll take it
who-yah hit ya with the boo-yah..
and i ain't fuckin' playin' around
rock, rock to the planet rock, dont stop x2
chorus
i'm a make ya bounce ba bounce
ma ma ma move ma move
ba ba ba break you off
a little somethin' like this
(x2)
what would you do, if this was the end of the world? (x3)
what would you do, if this was the end of it all?
want me tell you what i'd do? (c'mon)
i'd turn it on up, (oh yeah?)
and i'd shut it on up (oh yeah?)
and i'd bring that beat back (oh yeah?)
aight then bring it on back, go
yeah, bring that beat back
say what
i'm a make you bounce ba bounce
ma ma ma move ma move
ba ba ba break you off
a little somethin' like this
(x2)
uhh uhh,
a little something like this
uhh uhh,
its limp bizkit baby.
14 Head for the Barricade (03:34)
fight! fight! fight!
sometimes you gotta fight for your right when you're
not sure you're in a fight for your life, right?
if you ain't packin' any tactics you might get your ass kicked
even if you are a little knuckle head
i'm kinda sick of being aggravated, i'm glad I'm hated
i guess i'm doin' somethin' right
that's what happened back in columbine
you gotta know when to stop and don't go over the top
'cuz there's a chamber deep inside the brain
that's covered with chains, so don't be shakin' 'em loose
and if ya do, i'd be runnin' for the hills
'cuz i'm ready to rock and now i'm playin' for real
i gotta, fight! fight!
you'd better watch out when my adrenaline kicks
i gotta, fight! fight!
it's too late you already been hit! damn!!
chorus
stick 'em stick 'em
stick em ha ha ha stick em
stick 'em stick 'em
yeah, head for the barricade
(x2)
this world can make you sick to your stomach so i
put on my headphones, listen to the deftones
it's gettin' crowded in my spaceship
livin' in a dream, runnin' from a hate machine
ya know it's such a drag when there's people talking down to ya
such a drag thinking everything sucks (do ya?)
walk away with the spit on your face?
or do ya draw the line just to give 'em a taste?
'cuz i know its never gonna end,
if it happens again i'm going straight for the throat
another note, don't forget your had a chance
now off of the side lines and ready to dance
i gotta, fight! fight!
you'd better watch out when my adrenaline kicks
i gotta, fight! fight!
it's too late you already been hit! damn!!
chorus
stick 'em stick 'em
stick em ha ha ha stick em
stick 'em stick 'em
yeah, head for the barricade
(x2)
if you got the guts (head for the barricade)
then come on down (head for the barricade)
if you got the guts!! (head for the barricade)
then come on down
and head for the barricade!
fight!fight!fight!fight!
fight!fight!fight!fight!
i ain't playin' around
head for the barricade
i ain't playin' around
head for the barricade
chorus
stick 'em stick 'em
stick em ha ha ha stick em
stick 'em stick 'em
yeah, head for the barricade
(x2)
15 Behind Blue Eyes (06:05)
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
And no one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woes
Can show through
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
Discover L.I.M.P. say it (x4)
Discover
No one knows what it's like
To be mistreated
To be defeated
Behind blue eyes
And no one knows how to say
That they're sorry
And don't worry
I'm not telling lies
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes.
16 Drown (03:53)
It's getting closer to the end, every part of me
Then disaster takes its toll and now I'm left with only me
Maybe sorrow plays a role when you feel unkind
Your abuses matter, standing up forever lost in time
Save me, save me before I drown
Save me, save me before I drown
It's getting closer to the end, I look back and smile
We conquered every single bump in my road, made it all worthwhile
Just remember how I cared when it came crashing down
I'd like to toast to all those angels that were always hanging 'round
Save me, save me before I drown
Save me, save me before I drown, drown
Oh, oh
Maybe life ain't what it seems, 'cause it's all a dream
Forgive me
Sometimes I feel like a fool 'cause I'm so uncool
Forgive me
18 Armpit (03:54)
I seen ya sniffing on my...(On ma, on ma)(Yeah)
I seen ya sniffing on my...(On ma, on ma)
I see ya sniffing my armpit
Sniffing on my new shit
Always got your nose in everybodys business
Nothing like a two face drama queen
Gossip like a magazine loose lips sink ships when you aint a playa
If you want to talk kid you gotta walk kid
We can have it out kid bring it to the south kid
Aint nobody trying to diss but you been high on my list
AND ITS TIME TO GET THE HOOD OUT
?????????
TIME TO GET THE HOOD OUT
?????????
I seen ya sniffing on ma...(On ma, on ma)
I seen ya sniffing my armpit
Sniffing on my stainless your a walking bong hit
On the verge of brainless cant be a big shot
Big dog when you gotta broke jaw
Do yourself a favor shut your mothafuckin mouth
Cuz when your times up there will be people lined up
Spitting in your face with the five knuckle whined up
Aint nobody really to diss, but you been high on my list
AND ITS TIME TO GET THE HOOD OUT
?????????
TIME TO GET THE HOOD OUT
?????????
Oooohhhhh
?????????
ITS TIME TO GET THE HOOD OUT
?????????
Trying to live inside a moment
Where the whole world goes away
A sentimental kind of moment
Where it all just goes away
Take a walk, take take a walk walk walk walk walk on the wild side X3
Yeah
I seen ya sniffing on my...(On ma, on ma)
Wild Wild Wild side
I seen ya sniffing my armpit
Sniffing on my 3rd verse
You aint got the hint yet
Stay way from Fred Durst
You dont even know me, you dont know the Bizkit
Want to get the facts to be straigtened
Keep up all the hatin'
If you want to talk kid you gotta walk it
Artifically keep it comin from your soul kid
Aint nobody really trying to diss but you been high on my list
AND ITS TIME TO GET THE HOOD OUT
???????????
TIME TO GET THE HOOD OUT
???????????
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh
???????????
TIME TO GET THE HOOD OUT
???????????
*long pause*
BRING THAT MUTHAFUCKER BACK
????????????
TIME TO GET THE HOOD OUT
????????????
*pause*
Bring that motherfucker back
BRING THAT MUTHAFUCKER BACK
????????????
TIME TO GET THE HOOD OUT
????????????
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Altre recensioni
Di puntiniCAZpuntini
Dopo l'orribile terzo album, non mi sono neanche lontanamente degnato di comprare questo disco, ed ho fatto bene assai.
SCARICATELO E REGALATELO A TUTTI QUELLI CHE ALTRIMENTI LO COMPREREBBERO, BOICOTTIAMO DURST!
Di Gallagher87
"I’m like a limp biscuit", "mi sento come un biscotto inzuppato".
È divertente ascoltare il mea culpa di Fred Durst, la voglia di riscatto, la paura per una carriera che forse è in bilico.