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In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules: If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously. Do not waste time blocking your ears. Do not waste time seeking a "sound proofed" shelter. Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible Do not panic Do not panic Use your wheels. It is what they are for. Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons and should be left, if possible, in shelters. Do not attempt to use your own limbs. If no wheels are available - metal - not organic - limbs should be employed whenever practical. Remember: In the case of sonic attack survival means "Every man for himself" Statistically more people survive if they think only of themselves Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones You have only a few seconds to escape Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die Think only of yourself Think only of yourself Do not panic Think only of yourself Think only of yourself These are the first signs of sonic attack: You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm You will hear a distand hissing in your ears You will feel the need to vomit You will feel dizzy You will have difficulty focussing You will need to breathe more rapidly There will be bleeding from orifices There will be an ache in the pelvic region You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter These are all sign of imminent sonic destruction Your only protection is flight If you are less than ten years old Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon Remember - you can help no one else You can help no one else You can help no one else Do not panic Think only of yourself Think only of yourself Think only of yourself Think only of yourself Think only of yourself

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