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In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules:

f you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously.

Do not waste time blocking your ears.

Do not waste time seeking a "sound proofed" shelter.

Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible

Do not panic Do not panic

Use your wheels. It is what they are for.

Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons and should be left, if possible, in shelters.

Do not attempt to use your own limbs. If no wheels are available - metal - not organic - limbs should be employed whenever practical.

Remember: In the case of sonic attack survival means "Every man for himself" Statistically more people survive if they think only of themselves

Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones You have only a few seconds to escape Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die

Think only of yourself Think only of yourself

Do not panic

Think only of yourself Think only of yourself

These are the first signs of sonic attack:

You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating

You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm

You will hear a distand hissing in your ears

You will feel the need to vomit You will feel dizzy

You will have difficulty focussing

You will need to breathe more rapidly

There will be bleeding from orifices

There will be an ache in the pelvic region

You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter

These are all sign of imminent sonic destruction

Your only protection is flight

If you are less than ten years old Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon

Remember - you can help no one else You can help no one else You can help no one else

Do not panic

Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself

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